Batman VS Joker

Joker wins.

Although I am a big fan of batman, cos I am a bigger joker than the movie joker..
ahem..

Although I am a big fan of batman, I must admit that batman lose this round to the joker.

2 days after watching the show, I can hardly remember any cool scene involving batman.
When I open MSN messenger, I can see everyone calling everyone not to be so serious!
All they put is the tagline from joker, "Why so serious?" !!!

Why dun put batman one??? Why why??

And when you try to see those movie review, all they talk about is the joker...

Why they dun talk about batman??? Why why??

seriously, I cant remember all those things that batman say in the film.. All I can remember is he keep on asking Joker. " WHERE IS SHE??" and " WHERE IS HE??" and "WHERE ARE THEY??"

Not only asking joker, he also got ask the policeman "WHERE IS HE FROM", "WHERE IS THE JOKER??"

Tired of asking, batman invented the sonar thingy where he can track everyone using their handphone.. and I tot.. yeah..no more asking Where... few minutes later he asked again...zzz
This time asking Lucuis Fox..aka.Morgan Freeman, where is the joker... zzz

Instead of The Dark Knight, I seriously thinks that they should change it to Finding Nemo Everyone.

Wow.. super long talking blog..

Alfred:" Endure!"

Seriously, here is my answer to all your question WHY YOU CANT REMEMBER BATMAN SCENEs WELL.

This is because, batman is dark and the night is dark too.. how do you expect to see the dark knight in the dark night? and when you dun see the dark knight clearly in the dark night, how do you expect to remember the scenes well?

also, the director cant let Christian Bale dominate the whole movie la.! He got too many scenes in the movie liao lo.. He had to share the scenes with Batman and Bruce Wayne la, whereas joker only acts as joker, and the nurse too.. =.=" and the other reason the director dun wanna let bale had so many parts in the movie..is because later all the girls wont be watching the movie liao la!~ They will start to fantasize!

and do you know why you can remember the joker so well?? Well its because the makeup is so god damn ugly . din you heard b4 good thingS (batman) wont last forever??? which mean, the ugly scenes will be printed in your mind! and and and and and, the actor died.... which make you like.. sympathise a bit so when you go watch the movie you cant take your eyes of the joker.

but seriously I think Christian Bale acts better...

Why?
First of all, his acting skills are very good!
Second, he is good!
heh...

Hey brother, he is good la... did you notice how he changed his voice?? did everyone in the movie know that bruce wayne is batman? Nope, that means bruce wayne is pro which mean christian bale is a pro~! Ha! and he successfully made batman invinsible and invincible at night.. and he single handedly bring down Joker and Two face. haha.. winner!

haha... starting is joker win, now batman wins!

Batman -> winner!

and the moment Dent toss his coin, I knew he was 2 face.

and did I mention Edison Chen? Opss. I forgot the 8 second scene. and the actress is unbelieveble.

Joker: " Why so serious?!"

So many serious in this blog!

Best Movie Ever

Of course.. thats batman. It is the best superhero ever made in movie and definitely it is (not it will be) the best movie ever made.

You may ask
=.= : "How you noe la bra der, you watch liao meh?"

Engineer:" I know la"

Of course... I know la.. I can feel it ...

The batman hit the joker then joker hit back then hit here hit there then the movie will hit the box office and then the ticket will hit my wallet.

seriously, I am just wondering.. What made a box office movie a box office movie?

*I am not trying to put spoiler here*

Everyone knows everything about batman right? (I suppose?)

There is the batman, then joker appear, then police catch him put him in tanjung rambutan (asylum), then joker breaks out, do some damage, ppl scare, then batman come out just in the right time, let joker hit few times then hit back joker until he lose.

Thats the story up there.. hmmp.. who dunno bout the story? If everyone knows bout the story( even those of you dunno one b4 you come to my blog now you know liao) then why so many ppl still wanna watch leh?

I watch a lot of batman movie, comic , and animation... well i can say that its pretty much the same... but I dunno why i cant stop reading them, or watching, or downloading. whenever i saw the word batman, I am super attracted to it, except lego batman, which make batman's muscle looks like flat plastic. I think just watching batman hit ppl, just watch him hit just once is too high... which you will go ohhh ohhh... and the bad guys go urghhh urghhh..

There's a diff watching superman and batman though...

when i watch superman, I always wanted to know how the bad guys hit super man.. but when I watch batman, I always wanted to know how he screw the bad guys without killing them.

Hmm.. did I say without killing them? Yes, I did. Batman never kill ppl. Not like Police in our country. Heh..

Pls. dun buy pirated DVD or download from the internet. Go to the cinema and watch this one la.. just this. for the rest like broke back mountain you can download and watch it with your brothers. Ha.

Update 19/07/2008 <- update for the future. The future me --> Engineer:"OMG the movie was so f^%&ing great!!! Must watch!!"

Heh... I know what i will say after watching even before i watch"

P/S : only one flaw in the movie. The actress is.. OMG that type for that type of movie. ZZZ.
The director is just too smart.. everyone can focus on the batman.


Its a bird, Its a plane! No! Its batman showing his back side.

Vandalism!!

=.=:" Are you nuts?"
Joker:" No, I am the joker."

this looks like gay dancing... nice ass!

and for those from start till now say my blog is wtf... Joker got a sentence for you...

" Why so seerious???" E heh heh heh

I still remember after watching batman joker last time ( the movie last time) after joker fell and die and the laughing bag still keep on laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing in my mind for almost one week.

Kuala Lumpur, welcome to you <-- >.<

Visit KL Website
with strange widely spoken English??? But make sure you are not an Israeli before clicking on the website. Dunno what they will do to you. They discriminates. Not me. I not involve one. Wo bu zi dao.

Also, if you are planning to visit KL, dun forget to visit the parking machine near my house.

Its just in front of other ppl's house. Just infront. The shops are damn far. (Shops are grey in colour)
I think during this difficult period, even the DBKL had to find more ways to generate more money.

Tada!! The money sucking machine! Behind is the highway... definitely cant see any shops from here..

Just in-front!of your house! There's a memorial service under the coconut tree...

I see no shops here...


Not here either ... Nope ..No shop.. no shop!



They accepted coins before I think . so should be no problem putting coins inside the machine.
Bank notes are not accepted! =.=???????


This machines are only for the poor. Rich ppl where got coins leh my fren? They use credit cards or bank notes one la brother..They wanna make the poor poorer.


My wallet :"The tiger and those keris look pretty scary!"

Before this, I tot you only need to pay for petrol when you are travelling, and pay more for petrol and toll when you go further.

Now, you need to pay for not moving your god damn car in front of you damn house. RM 0.50 per hour. From morning 7 until evening 6. 11hrs X RM0.50 =RM 5.50 per day.

The next thing to do is to put one paying machine in every playground so that those kids need to pay when they play. SEE-SAW RM0.20 per hour. SLIDE RM 0.30 per slide. Swing RM0.40 four swings. That will be great. Every other kids can have a chance to play cos this way it is not be dominated by one single kid.

So, when you are visiting KL, pls do visit our lovely Taman Connaught. There is god damn Mat Rempit Making whole lot of god damn noise around 3 in the morning racing racing like petol no need money. and now there is this lovely parking machine which is a gift from the DBKL. "Satu lagi Projek Barisan Nasional =) "

"Welcome - There is so much attractions in Kuala Lumpur, Enjoy and Experience on it! "
Quote from the visit KL website.

Yeah, sit on the parking machine and enjoy. =.= ??????

KL ppl really speak english wide wide..

I really hope that those Mat Rempits will cart it away at night.

Police in the news again!

COP ARRESTED OVER ALLEGED RAPE OF 17-YR OLD 240608 The Star

PETALING JAYA: A policemen was arrested after he allegedly raped a 17-year-old girl who was brought into the police station for interrogation.

Oops I one of them did it again! Made into the big news.. for the wrong reason =.="

Super hot la Malaysia! Everyday also got big news! breaking news! Scary news! Funny news! Breath-taking news! and bla bla..

F!@#%^& Friendster

This friendster is really annoying lately from the start..

Annoyed me when
-i upload pictures last time... where you wait for so damn long then they tell you you cannot upload the picture cos there is an error.

-so super hard to find friends.

-not user friendly

-dun have tutorial how to use their program.

-and now they even come in Malay and they make it difficult to change to English.. small and hard to find icon!

Are they stupid or something? They think Malaysia is made up of Malays?
They think everyone in Malaysia dunno English? Are they trying to insult the government or something.?? because our poor English standard is... ahem..!

Com'onla. What the hk is this? Even I dun put chinese language in my phone setting.

and the reasons why are damn obvious.

Simply translate!

what bantuan??
Help --> Tolong... tolong! >.<

what daftar keluar? you go out also need to register one izzit?
sign out --> tandatangan keluar! leave your hand mark before going out! make sure you press your thumb firmly on your monitor.

Classified --> Terhad???? %^$#%$#@

What seting?
Malay language also got put -ing behind?
set-ting --> setting
what the hk?
then go--> pergi going--> pergiing??
Ahem... remembering the malay class in Uni. The lecturer told us sometimes we use some words from English, some time from other languages so that the language can grow.. Whats all this non-sense? Malay is suppose to be lingua franca la my fren.. others is suppose to follow! not we follow them..

and and ... and

they dun translate all into Malay! some part English some part Malay!

Why like that?? They know we speak rojak here??

then they should also change "hubungi kami" to "contact wa lang"
My Profile --> Profile Gua or Gua punya Profile


Who's Viewed me? --> Siapa yang Melihat saya?
zzz.. change la to.. Apa tengok-tengok?

Profile views --> Pandangan profil
It became somebody's opinion! In this case, profil's opinion.
It is blady insulting my national language.!


Tambah alamatAnda? We in Malaysia not rich la..tak la kaya.. .. house address only got one la.. insult us again.? I am in the Hardcore poor group. Income only RM 500 monthly.

Hari Lahir Baru? Apa ni ??? how to change your birth date?? Tell me la how..
Tell me.. tell me!!

Why they want to change to Malay??? Why ? Why ?? Why why , tell me why..

Note: If you are annoyed after reading this post, pls dun be mad at me.. ha
His bad --> Friendster

*They should consult DBP.

WTF News!

This news I came across will definitely make you swt..!

SEX VCD EXPOSES WIFE'S LESBIAN AFFAIR 190608 The Star

A HUSBAND suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong. To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman.

OMG. Totally speechless after i see this news!

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Well after I regain consciousness I think the man shouldn't get too upset afterall. Instead he should think positively.

You:"What do you think he should do?"

Suggested answer below:



The man:" Can I join you gals?"





Disclaimer:
This blog do not side with any political party ,will never have blogs related to politics and will always remain neutral in politics. I am just exercising my rights as a caring Malaysian citizen to criticize the administration so that they know their mistakes and perform better.

I always tell the truth. You can try me, but dun cry or get angry with me later for telling the truth... cos the truth always hurts.

God bless America Malaysia

Rukun Negara:

MAKA KAMI, rakyat Malaysia, berikrar akan menumpukan seluruh tenaga dan usaha kami untuk mencapai cita-cita tersebut berdasarkan atas prinsip-prinsip yang berikut :

• KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
• KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
• KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
• KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
• KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN

They ask you to recite the rukun negara every Monday morning during assembly for a reason.

Case 1
BEATEN WHILE LOOKING FOR HELP 170608 The Star
JOHOR BARU: A restaurant worker who flagged a passing car for help to save his dying mother was instead robbed and beaten unconscious by the occupants of the vehicle.

FILIAL SON GETS THE SAD NEWS 180608 The Star
The restaurant worker who was robbed and beaten while trying to get help for his dying mother broke into tears when his elder brother told him that she had died.

It is so sad to see this news in the newspaper. The poor fella's mother is dying, he go get some help to the hospital,then he was beaten up and he himself is warded in the hospital and his mother died. Irony is the best word to use.

Some say it is fated. You cant beat your destiny.Some say that theres bad guy in this world so that there can be good guys in the world. Most of the bad guys say they got no choice. They cannot choose. But I always believe you can control your destiny, you are responsible for all your action and also when you take no action.

Even hell got no place for all these bastards.

Bastards :" Ah choo.. ah choo.." <- bastards caught a flu when i curse them. Hope they got bird flu.


Case 2
HOUSEWIFE: WE DEPEND ON GOD TO SAVE OUR FAMILY 160608 The Star
With three school-going children, housewife Joyce Tay is “depending on God” to make ends meet as her household income of RM3,000 is no longer sufficient.

RM3000 nowadays is like RM3 last time. Only last time if you got no money, you can work hard on the field and reap your own profit. Now, if you got no field, no farm, no house, no car then you really had to rely on GOD to show you the way..

"Goddess, light my path!"

All this goes back to the poor management of people's fund.This will be last post that I will talk about the government we have in Malaysia. Unless my new post states that the government is good, they remain as bad as those baddies in the street, only that they dun kill and got police to protect them.

GOVT FEARS SPIKE IN CRIME RATE FOLLOWING HIGH FUEL AND FOOD PRICES 180608 The Star
KUALA LUMPUR: The Government is concerned that high fuel and food prices as well as a downturn in the economy could cause a surge in the crime rate, including the trafficking in of people.

Before this they hike the price over night.
Now they are scared every night.


Case 3
SEER STABBED TO DEATH,HUBBY HANGED 150608 The Star
KLANG: A 33-year-old fortune-teller who for years has advised others on how to avoid misfortune failed to see her own end at the hands of her husband.

Sad ending for the fortune teller. Always you can see in those movies... You cannot leak the secret.. and they can always predict other peoples fortune but always cannot see theirs.

No offense, but do they really got the power to predict other peoples fortune?
One thing for sure, they can always change a person's destiny when they believe them. Or maybe it is their destiny that they will meet the fortune teller that can change their destiny which means that their destiny didn't change at all.. O.o"

Police vs Unruly behaviour

Outcome -> Unruly behavior wins.

THE STAR 14/06/08 Rally in KL to protest fuel price hike

KUALA LUMPUR: A large group of opposition party supporters from PAS and PKR gathered in front of the Kampung Baru mosque after Friday prayers to protest the recent fuel price hike.

The group, led by PAS Youth chief Salahuddin Ayub, walked from the mosque at about 2pm towards the junction of Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman and Jalan Dang Wangi in front of the Sogo shopping complex.

They then sat in the middle of the road in front of Sogo for a few minutes before moving on to the PAS headquarters on Jalan Raja Laut.

The protesters dispersed peacefully at about 3.15pm.

Salahuddin told reporters that the protest march was to give a clear message to the Government that the people are suffering from the spike in fuel prices and immediate action must be taken to reduce fuel prices.

He said more protests would be held if the Government refuses to heed the call.

"A bigger protest comprising about one million people will be held on July 5 as a measure of the people's displeasure with the Barisan Nasional government," he said.

A total of 889 police personnel stood watch but did not confront the crowd for fear of provoking unruly behaviour among the demonstrators.

About 2,000 police officers and FRU personnel had been deployed earlier near Kampung Baru and the Kuala Lumpur City Centre ahead of the anticipated fuel price hike rally organised by PAS.

Comments:
Malaysia is a multi-ethnic, multi-cultural and multilingual society --> Wikipedia

Recently in Malaysia , we have
Hindraf demo --> which the police spray water cannon and shoot tear gas and catch ppl and throw them behind bars under ISA.

Bandar Mahkota Cheras demo --> which the police spray water cannon and shoot tear gas and catch ppl and charged them with attempted murder.

Now we got this demo --> 889 police personnel stood watch but did not confront the crowd for fear of provoking unruly behaviour among the demonstrators.

are you thinking what I am thinking? =.="

Penniless Engineer (T.T)

The average salary for an engineer(fresh graduate) is about RM2000.

If we deduct:-
i) income tax, socso
ii) epf <--- you will get later. but for now it is not your money.
iii) study loan
iv) petrol
v) toll
vi) food

if after the above deductions you still have some money to spare...
vii) insurance
viii) road tax
ix) driving license
* If no money to spare then take from your mother la of course.

And there is no more to deduct. Cos no more money left. >.<

You can't:-
i) Give your parents some money
ii) give your siblings
iii) buy house
iv) buy car

All these things that we need to do we cant do nowadays.

And I havent talk about :-
i) monthly entertainment
ii) travel, holidays
iii) buy furniture
iv) renovations
v) buy pets
vi) buy this, buy that --> always need to close my eyes when I go shopping!

For engineer, we should use "I don't have many money left." instead of "I don't have much money left." simply because, our money is countable --> RM 1 or 2 left in our pocket. You can still argue that the money is uncountable for an engineer because they work 24/7. No time to count their money which make the money uncountable.HaHa. Then I would say that the money is uncountable because there is no more money for them to count --> RM0 . HaHaHa.

We are educated hard core poor. . . well, at least we are educated >.<

->and the PM's monthly entertainment is RM18.8k which rounds up to RM19 k per month.
->and he only deduct 10% of that monthly while our fuel price increased 40%
->and we do not know about other allowances they have.
->and they can still travel everywhere in ASEAN country. We cant even travel between the TAMAN TAMAN in Klang Valley because of the toll!
->and the government is saying our petrol is still the lowest in the region?
I think he assume Indonesia is in another region and China is too far away.
Or maybe our education level is so low that we will believe in whatever they say without thinking or filtering.

->and those comparisons... are like those aunties comparing their son's result. They only compare the subject with the lowest marks. For higher marks they kept quiet.

The government compare compare compare.
We complain complain complain. >.<

Toll lowest? Petrol lowest? Salary lowest?
No la. salary where got lowest. They forget to compare the salary cos their salaries are definitely not lowest in the region. They not engineer ma. how they know wor? And got one buruh kasar also start to complain in my blog =.=

Their maths teacher din teach them they cannot compare apples with oranges. Cant blame them. Our education level is really low.

FYI, you cannot add 2 apple with 3 oranges. 2A + 3O is not equal to 5. Algebra.

Open your EYES O.O

Today... i really opened my eyes after reading this news.. Hope I opened yours too..

TheStar

"The Prime Minister currently enjoys a monthly entertainment allowance of RM18,865 while his deputy gets RM15,015. Other ministers and deputy ministers are given RM12,320 and RM6,000 respectively."--- The Star

OMG.

PM ---> RM 19k for entertainment monthly
DPM--->RM15k monthly
M ---> RM 12.3k
DM ---> RM6k

All only for entertainment... no wonder everyday they are so happy la... and this also explain for their size... >.<

Wait ! There's more!

"For the paid holidays, Cabinet members will not be allowed to claim for more than a week’s holiday." --- The Star

They can claim for holiday somemore! walao! The government is so good!They treat their workers so well.. =) Who says the government is not caring?

And now they are trying to be sensitive? Are they trying to say that they are not sensitive all these while? Dunno whether it is a good thing or a bad thing... cos they are sensitive now.. =.=

“We are sensitive to the hardship faced by the people as a result of the recent increase in fuel prices.

Everybody will have to be thrifty in these difficult times, including the Government.” --- The Star

And the best part of it is... they save RM 2 billion =.=" which means they had waste a lot of RM2 billion in the past.

Once again, i would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to the prime minister for his sensitiveness. THANK YOU PAK LAH.

Value your precious time! >.<

Time

Time and Tide wait for no one!

i)Lots of people complain they got no time..

(=.=) :"got so many things to do but so little time!!"

How I wish the time would stop for me when I am sleeping or playing games or shopping or studying for tomorrow's exam.. yeah... yeah... dream on.

The clock is always ticking.. tick tock tick tock...
like the clock beside ------------------------------------------------------->

you cant stop that clock... even I got no power to stop the clock... its linked from the other website...!! you and me can only stop the clock in your house by taking out the batteries.. =.= but seriously, we are not god. We cant really stop time or reverse time or travel back in time....

Talking about travelling back in time, I think you can do that.. just book a flight that fly west.

Due to advancement in technology, msn, yahoo messenger and all sorts of chatting tools support time traveling messages. Some sort like the lake house... only that lake house use mail box.

Serious.

I always chat with my in the future bro. When i send my messages at around 800pm, my bro(in the future) will reply at 900pm (his time) and i will receive the reply at 801pm. The same goes to all my other frens in diff diff country >.<

Most ppl hate the fact that time flies... cos flies are very dirty pests >.<


ii)There are also lots of people with plenty of time to spare..

(=.=) :"Sienz.. >.< whole day dunno what to do.."

If you are these type of ppl, pls come and see me... I can help you to accelerate your time

Note: Pls bring along a club or stick and tell me how fast you want your time accelerated.

Few hours: slight hit to your head. let you faint for few hours. By the time you wake up you will be few hours ahead.
3 days 3 night: No problem. Can be done.
Bored with this life? Wanna go to your next life? No worries...

Or if you think that it is very troublesome to find me... I have a self service tips for you... look for a wall and bang it.

Prizes

The government like to give us prizes! =)

Pusat Penternakan Khinzir hadiah kerajaan baru kepada pengundi. <-- read that somewhere referring to Selangor government

Now! Fuel hike 78 sen! Bigger prize for those voters!
Of course la Federal government must give out bigger prize to those voters ma... haha where can lose to state government leh?

Its a Win-Win situation with the fuel hike and seat belt ruling

Government wins!

You got to buy 3 sweets for every litre you pump.. cos the government subsidise 30 cents.
If you dun wanna eat the 3 sweets, you can give to your frens and build a better relationship. ...you and your friend win!

Those who drive small cars got rebate! .....small cars driver and motorcyclist win!

Those who cannot afford the petrol can take public transport ...public transport operators win!

Those who cant afford public transport can walk! more healthy! ....hardcore poor wins!

Those hawkers can increase the price for every bowl they sell! ....hawkers win!

More job opportunity... cos they need to set up counter to give back rebate .....job seekers win!

Now with the seat belt ruling ...Police win!

Those family with 4 kids or more... they had to use more than one car each time they go out.......kids also win! Yay! got new car! Car manufacturer also win! Government win again in taxes!

More cars on the road means need to use more petrol! ...petrol station operator also can win!

Yeah... Its a win-win situation.. for all!

Thank You Pak Lah. Updated!

I would like to extend my sincere gratitude to our beloved Prime Minister Pak Lah for the overnight increase of the fuel price. Seriously.

Reasons:

i) Those Mat Rempit would have a harder time now.. haha.. now that the fuel price had increased, maybe they should stop rempit.

Note: What they do to finance their petrol money is a different issue.. here I only focus on the fuel price and the impact on the Mat Rempits. (Whether they rob, snatch, or commit any other crime to finance their activities is not discussed here.)

ii) Pak Lah Make us think more than ever! Really!
-Think how to save petrol
-Think how to save money
-Think how to criticize the government <--- I am not involved. I pro Government.

iii) He also make us change our lifestyle
-I think he knows that the same life style will bore anyone..You cant be doing the same thing again and again right? With the fuel hike, chicken ceiling price removed, definitely everything will go up and definitely everyone had to change their life style.
Haha.. no more drumstick for me every lunch.. well... think positively, at least i will have a healthier lifestyle. At least things got to change...

iv) He is preparing us for more challenging life ahead.
-life is tough. Everyone knows that. In order for Malaysians to adapt to a more challenging life ahead, he decided to train us now.

Training game:
Easy game <--- long long long time ago..
Normal <--- long long ago
Hard Difficulty <--- where we are now with the increase of fuel price
Insane mode <--- if he decrease the salary, increase tax and everything else

v) He also show us how efficient and effective the government is by increasing the fuel price overnight.
-No delays!
-Never wait until the next working day!



This is thinking, with style. Not sleeping! Not headache.
This is yawning! Not Sleeping!


This is headache! You all must be grateful la...


This is .... Pak Lah: "He he he.."

Think positively and live a happy life..
Dun just complain everyday.

Past, Future and the Engineer

A friend of mine just got his result.

Engineer: "Hows your result?"
Friend: "not so good.. suck semester"
Engineer: "Nevermind la.. you can try harder next time"
Engineer: "You cannot change your past but you can shape your future."

(=.=): "Why we cant change our past?"
Engineer: "cos we dun have the time machine"
(=.=): "Why dun you invent one?"
Engineer: "cos I am an engineer, not a scientist?"
(=.=): "Whats the difference?"

Lots of people cannot tell the difference between an engineer and a scientist.

A scientist is an expert in science, esp. one of the physical or natural sciences.

Whereas an engineer is a person trained and skilled in the design, construction, and use of engines or machines, or in any of various branches of engineering: a mechanical engineer; a civil engineer.

(=.=) :"can you cut the crap and just tell me the difference?"
Engineer: "In short, scientist creates and engineer design,construct and use."

Scientist-->create
Engineer--> design to make it better,more powerful.

Engineer : "Thats why so many people is taking up engineering course nowadays."
(=.=) : " Why?"
Engineer : "Cos engineer compiles all other ppl's idea (google search), change a lil bit(design) and then.. tada..its their idea!"

Nice animations.. enjoy =)

Hero and Zero + The Villian.

Finally, the police decided to use their brain and of course be hailed as a HERO.

"More roars of support ensued later when Selangor CPO Deputy Comm Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, who visited the spot, told the residents that he had advised Grand Saga to stop any construction of barricades in the area." -TheStar

News:
Sin Chew
TheStar


Policeman:" Hey who touched my butt??" " Dun ku cit me"

Man in Red Shirt: " uhhhh... ahhhh... ahhhh."
Residents behind:" Push Harder! ohh yeah... harder!!"


Road clear! Mission complete!



The federal government still failed to act.
May be they are watching silence of the lambs.
ha... Tun M never watch this with them...
News:
The Star

(o.O) : "Cannot wait? He is thinking for a solution la"
(=.=) : "Correct Correct Correct"
Engineer:" sorry... sorry.."





Grand Saga
Their motto:

Speed--> yeah, try speeding and you will be caught!

convenience -->yeah, tell that to BMC residents

safety --> got gangster protect their highway! You can be assured that you will be very safe if and only if you are on their side.

and ohh... they got safe driving tips on the right hand side...

hmmm... ehhh.. got small note here...which reads.. for your own safety, pls dun drive into BMC using toll free road =.= <---- haha.. joking. I write one. Must clarify this b4 the police catch me for misleading info. and by the way those who are very very hot can call their hotline --> 03-90750505

BMC residents should use the correct channel for their anger and frustration ma...call 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505

Please.. call them only when you are hot.

Big news near my house... haha

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/83536

http://www.merdekareview.com/news.php?n=6838

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/28/nation/21381222&sec=nation

Malaysia Police did it again!

oh yeah...no need to watch movie in cinema... can watch in my blog. haha...
Big budget movie... by Malaysia Police. >.<

What a great start for a lovely morning!

Everyday i drive the same car using the same highway passing through the same toll .. but today something happened!!

While driving along Federal Highway today... i notice one red car tailing me... so I drive faster and cut the fella in front of me (A silver Honda Car).. then i keep driving, keep keep driving, I keep driving , keep on driving... The car behind me is very very far away ady when i look at my rear view mirror.

Then I just drive as usual to work.

Then hor... then... the kelisa in front of me stopped on the highway dunno for what...

Then of course I stop also la.

Then when I look at the rear mirror again.... Holy! the car behind me (which is still very far) just now... the silver car doesnt look like he is gonna stop!

So I pray... "Oh My God .. Stop leh!"

but still he is coming closer!

As my prayer was not answered, this time I tried to communicate with hell...

"What the hell, faster brake la.." And guess what? There is an answer this time..

All Hell Break loose!

*Bong Bong Bong!*

*ZZZZZZZZ sien lo* <-----I think

*continue with the Then*

Then of course i come out of the car to see what happen la...

Haha... The silver car knock me, the red car knock the silver car, and one more van (dun really remember van or small lorry or big car) knock the red car! What a nice start for the day!

Maybe my face too yong sui or something... when I look at the driver *young chinese guy*, he looked very pale... almost turning into a chicken. Then I look at the girl in the passenger seat, which I think is his gf, she look so damn scared like I am gonna eat her like that... so I look at the mirror.... hmm... nothing wrong with my face ahh..

Then I examine my car. Hmmmm.... the paint got crack sign lo.... but my bumper still ok la.... cos it is a god damn old volvo with tough bumper. ha..

Then I see the fella like so scare like that and also kesian the gf who had to go through this trauma, so I decided to let him go. I mean he is still there la I had to go first becos My car is in front of his car.

(=.=):" Nevermind la." <--- I tell the fella

The fella: " Ohh.. I din knock your car right?"

Then I think what the heck. You knocked my car I let you go then you say you din knock my car?

(=.=): " Of course you got knock my car la... haih.."

I wanted to say......You knocked my car and also your head as well? but I dun think he can handle this joke.. so i din say.

The fella: " ...." <----- at least say sorry or something?!??!

Then I just drove off.

The end.

Dun ask me what happen to all those cars behind. Cos by the time I drove off they are still negotiating. I am one good citizen who doesnt want to cos massive traffic jam during rush hour ^^.

This accident happened at 7.50am

Then I decided to write a blog with many then.

No Post This Week

Read what I see and hear!

When I am in my company toilet just now...

*shhhh...." <----- sound heard when your pee hit the toilet bowl.

Then the security guard come out...

He smile at me and of course I smile back <--- super friendly!

And he just went off...

OMG!!! He didnt wash his hand after he use the toilet... never flush.. and luckily i never shake hand with him!

Now I can figure out why the door handle is so wet on the inside and so dry outside!!! >.<

Do not cross the line.. Advice from my Genius Mind

My supervisor got FIRE today..! Woah.. but not because of me la of course...

c|O.O|o <(I finished my work before my working hour start!!!!!) (Oh yeah!! Talk about best employee of the month!!)> c|=.=|o <--- see that in my msn? I am the good one.. haha
Really finished my work early today before my working hour starts!!!

The long story cut short:

Not My supervisor: " hey can you give me the list for your program, you must list everything all down.. later i want to see.."

(=.=) :" ok."

I go and find the technician to help me on this... but then the technician is busy doing his things so I went back to my place and wait for the technician to be free.

When he see that I am so free at my workplace, he came again.

Not My Supervisor: "Hey, have you complete the list? Bla Bla Bla Bla.."

(=.=) : "Ohh just now the technician not free, I will go again now."

Then when I stand up...

Not My Supervisor: " Remember to give me the full list."

(=.=): "ok."

But then, the technician is still so busy... so I decided to call my supervisor for some help."

*Toot toot.. toot toot* <--- calling my supervisor

(=.=):" Hello, sir.. Mr.X want the list.... bla bla bla."

My Supervisor: "Get to you in a while."

And this time he come really fast.. O.o Normally when he say that, you can expect 15 to 30 mins for him to reach here..

*Dit Dit Dit* <----- the security door opened.

My supervisor :" So what is the story?"

(=.=):"oh.. Bla Bla Bla " <---- I explained...

Then he straight away run towards Not My Supervisor and hit him in the face!!!

Of course didnt hit la... I exaggerate only... ha

My Super Angry Supervisor :" Hey what do you want???" <---- super angry tone

Not my supervisor:" ohh I want.. bla bla...*glurp* " <------ voice lowered down compare to the time when he s talking to me... and I swear I really heard the *Glurp*

My Super Angry+Annoyed Supervisor:" What for you want la????????"

(=.=):" * I said in my heart.. yalo why you want leh?* "

Not My Supervisor:" Ohh.. I just want to see..."

My Super Angry+Annoyed Supervisor:" SEE??!!!" <----- His eyes open until super big liao O.O

and the story goes on... I just stand beside quietly..O_o

The moral of the story is.. do not cross your line... just like me... standing quietly on my own line. >.<

David is Cooking! >.<

DiGi ---> Always the smarter choice.. My Foot!

When I wanna make a call just now, i was so _______(what u call that when u are super super super angry?). No signal! In my house! and this is not the first time! and definitely not going to be the last cos I am not planning to switch... =.=" Just reloaded 50 leh..

What is the point of having a handphone when i cannot make a call inside the toilet.??

Arghhhh.... I can only complaint here cos when there is no line, you cant call to their customer service to complain!! Talk about customer service.. they are only there to make you more frus when you are damn heng. And I dun think they will reply to my complain here... cos they dun care!

I am so pissed that I had to draw a picture to show you how frustrated I am.

Note: I am not bald. Just that the fire from my temper burned my hair.
and to make things worse.. I got even more angry when I realised that I cannot show you the bottom part of my body after I finish drawing! Cos the fire is so heng that it burned all my clothes! and also forced me to sing... FIRE.. Ouch... FIRE.. Ouch.. lady at night..~~

Yellow Man where are you when I need you??

Thats one thing I dun like about advertisement. They cheat you on behalf of their client. Liar. Liar liar pants on fire! Wonder how they sleep at night.

Yellow Man.. mai hou wa kua tio lu. --> Dun let me see you

Joke

All Past Umno Leaders Quit Party Except One --> source from Malaysiakini

Four of Umno past leaders - Onn Jaffar, Tunku Abdul Rahman, Hussein Onn and Mahathir - eventually left the party. The only exception was Abdul Razak, who died in office.

There are 2 jokes here.
The first one is obvious.
The second one is...the party is so lao ya that it becomes a big joke with its joker leaders.

No Offense... Its just a joke.

One genius advice from my genius mind

-photo taken from sin chew daily 21/05/08.

This cameraman failed to take photo of Mukhriz during the press conference.
He should still be praised for his effort though.. After he failed to take the picture of Mukhriz, he took one photo on the situation of the scene instead and still manage to make it into the headline.

Cameraman: "Hmmph.. this photo is still fine.."

(=.=): "Winner of losers. Ha."

(O_o): "You la loser.. only noe how to talk.."

The moral of this story is.... we must be flexible in our life...dun always insist on something you cant achieve.. choose the alternative road if it saves your time, money or effort. Who knows sometimes the alternative way is much more better? You probably wont know until you choose... Thats why we should study smart, not study hard.. work smart, not work hard.. and talking about smart.. you are smarter already just by reading this blog today... just that you didnt realise or refuse to accept the truth..

Life is like a box of chocolate.. you will never know the taste of the chocolate inside if you dun eat it! Also, before you eat the chocolate you must also think out of the box.. cos you are holding a box.. have you washed your hand??

Ham Sap Pig!!

while waiting for my blog tomorrow you can play with this pig!!
He is very very ham sap !~!
touch him to see how ham sap he is!!

Dun use your hand!! use your mouse!
see him liu kou sui..

Click! Click!

*If you cannot stand him.. you can just punch him.. or slap him.. or throw your mouse at him.. go on... you can release all your anger at him.. dun worry.. he is just a script.. he wont feel the pain.

* Or you can just switch off your monitor if you dun wanna see him.

No Post Today..

Very very tired... need some rest... haha
btw this blog is going hawaii kawaii liao... super lovely blog!!!

TUN M Quits UMNO cos of Ah Lah

His blog. <--- Click Here Go read yourself..
"Oleh kerana Dato Seri Abdullah buta mata dan pekak telinga dan tidak faham mesej ahli BN, oleh kerana ahli UMNO pun turut bersama, oleh kerana proses demokrasi tidak berjalan, oleh kerana UMNO yang ada sekarang bukan lagi UMNO yang ditubuhkan 62 tahun dahulu, saya berpendapat penyertaan saya sebagai ahli UMNO tidak bermakna dan tidak berguna lagi." -Tun M

Note: This is not a cold joke. Lets try not to be funny at this moment..

Time is ticking for Pak Lah. Look at the clock beside -->
Pak Lah, Pls look at my clock ------------------------------>

Ah eh Lah Pak Lah...

You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah heh heh heh) <------Tun M laughing
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah eh eh eh) <------ Tun M Rap
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah heh heh heh heh heh heh) <------Tun M laughing

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

Umbrella Lyric for Pak Lah.. cos the storm is coming..

Training Hakka Everyday

Yeah.. you see this right.. it says Training Hakka Everyday

HAHAHA...... WAKAKAKA

HAHAHAHA KAKAKAKAKA

HAKA HAKA HAKKA..

Chill... No Offense

Reason why you should learn hokkien and mandarin + cantonese

Cos if you dun learn
then you cant understand my blog today.. haha.. <---the joke is here not below

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Keep Quiet Blog

The other day one of my fren said that my blog is too long....( i.e too many words..) so i decided just to put some nice pictures on my blog today.. hope you enjoy it.. no more talking starting from now.. i mean for today's blog only..

*Pls be quiet throughout the whole blog*

(o_O) : "Oooo..."

(=.=) : " Tot you say you dun wanna talk?"

(o_O) : "Make noise is different from talking .."

(=.=) : "Look who is talking now.. haha.."

(o_O) : "You talking to yourself?"

(=.=) : "NOpe.. the blogger is trying to talk to you..you think i wanna talk ...? the blogger is trying to be extremely lame.."

Engineer : "Hey Hey.. dun try to blame me .. Talk so much i delete you..."

(=.=) : "Noooooooo.......dun.."

(O_O): " ... "

(O_o) : "hahaha..."

Engineer : " Shhh... its keep quiet blog my fren.. can you pls dun try to ruin it?"

(O_o) : "kk"

(O_o) :" oooo..."

(O_o) :" oooo..."

(O_o) : "Wow.. I am totally speechless... hahaha"

Engineer: "Grrrrrr"

(O_o) : "OoOoOo... Wakaka..."

(O_o) : " Noooooo... dun delete me tooo... Nooooo.."

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(=.=) : "hey there.. =)"

(O_o) : " =.=" "

WARNING!

WARNING!

This blog is not for those faint hearted, ppl with problematic stomach, very serious and no bullshit type of ppl, and also laoya pc!

Lots of ppl complain about having serious stomach ache after laughing non-stop, nearly got heart attack after they got furious with my lame jokes, headache and one even say that her pc cannot take it... pc also hang! O_o No need to wait until you say "got or not..?". I also want to say liao.. So seriously, read this blog at your own risk...

Watever your comments are.. i will take it as a compliment.. wakaka

Some of the few symptoms after reading this blog..

Woman: " What the ..... OMG..."

Pls be extra careful.. while reading this blog =)

Little Guy: "Wahahahaha.. oOooo..Ahhhh" *CRASH*

PS: Some ppl never replied after they say they are going to read my blog.... I prayed for their safety..

and one more thing... some say that my blog got too many words... well .. what i can say is ..(and by saying that i just created more words for my blogs..)(oppss...) the reward will come to you if you got the patience to read through the blog =)

Those who are doing their training and very sien should come everyday ! >.<

Be Happy (^.^)

Colder than the cold joke

The cold joke is getting colder man! I really feel like I am in the artic after reading + looking at this comic.. The temperature here is already super cold and now the company's website is trying to publish a cold joke everyday..

I called the company website publishing team regarding this..

(=.=) : "Hello, is this the ISD?"

Operator: "yeah, good morning! how may i help you"

(=.=) : "I think the joke on the website is a little too cold.. mind to change to a funnier joke?"

Operator: "Ohh, the joke is for computers and servers in the company.. You noe la they work 24 hours a day 7 days a week... Must give them some cold joke la or else they will get all heated up you noe.. unlike we humans, working hours is 9 hours per day but we only work few hours.. you noe... "

(=.=) : "......"

Operator: " Haha... seriously..."

(=.=) : (I tried to be more serious...)

Operator: " Seriously... you noe... The joke is not for you.. The joke is on you... WAHAHAHA"

(=.=): "............"

Operator: "IIke ke ke ke ke... hahahaha"

"Tooooot.... Toooot... Toooot..." <----- this is where my mind stop imagining stuff and time to work...

JOKER.

Transmission Tower Electromagnetic Radiation and Health

Concerns regarding the power transmission tower and the mobile phone transmission towers radiation have been raised, especially following the enormous increase in the use of those towers throughout the world.

Some researchers claim that it will cause health hazards such as:
-Leukemia and cancer
-thermal effects
-non-thermal effects
-blood brain barrier effects
-electrical sensitivity
-genotoxic effects
-cancer, tumor and bla bla bla..

But the question is how come those technicians working in those field dun have any problems?

Eager to know the truth and let you know the truth, i decided to dig for some answer.

I had interviewed a few ppl and do some research on the website. (for all your knowledge i dun mind spend some time doing some research to educate you)

I am very glad to had Lim, who is a senior project manager last time and had many years of experience dealing with those electrical transmission towers.

He said: " I think those transmission tower will really produce health hazard when you are exposed to it "

(=.=) :" then how come you looked so healty after so many years of exposure to those radiation and electromagnetic wave?"

His reply is amazing and made me stun for a few seconds..

He said :" Everytime we are dealing with those transmission line of course we switch off the power first and make sure there is no current ma.."

(=.=) : " ooo... "

Then i got a chance to talk to some technician attached to telecommunication company and had been working there for around 9 to 10 years...

(=.=) : " What do you think of all these microwave transmission tower?"

He said:" Shouldnt have any problem.. cause I knew all those technician all facing the microwave transmission tower everyday and still look so healthy.."

Thinking about it, those ppl work at those transmission site with satellite and microwave tower for 10 to 12 years still look very healthy to me and no hair loss problem. Only my supervisor got a bit botak. But then you see... those ppl working in banks also botak what... those hawkers at the road side also botak... and talking about botak, those lecturers in my universities teaching communications and electric subjects one got a bit botak.... o.O

Back to the point, some state that all this things can be addressed by burying all those cables on the ground. For radio communications, they can switch to fiber and bury it in the ground. Wonder why these hazards can be eliminated by burying it under the ground? Its because.... there will be no problem when you dont see the problem. Haha..

but seriously, you can really reduce those hazard by doing that.... they claim... but the cost is just too high for them to bear.. cos they couldnt find brother bear T.T (brother bear went to disney land ady)

btw some company had disguised those transmission towers into trees...

Malaysia also got... they just show me... too bad i cant take picture and upload it here cos i am in the car and i dun have a camera with me.

and... ohhh you are radiated... cos Maxis, digi, and celcom coverage is very wide.. and digi yellow man is just beside you .. only that you din notice..and whats more... digi came up with a more sinister plan by training their yellow man to be more stronger! (Pic below: they training in the gym)
=.= and from this picture.. we can see that some girls also got influenced and radiated ...


PS: After reading this blog, pls dun try to hide yourself in the toilet.. these electromagnetic waves are like ghosts.. they can go through walls.. and wash your buttock

Cold Joke

"I never realised how self-centered I am until ten online dating services matched me with myself!"

=.="

Engineer quotes

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

No wonder i got so many problems...T.T

Tycoon Games

I have been playing zoo tycoon lately and i think its kinda fun although my bro say its so dann boring and sien.. but seriously i think all this game can really test your patience and make your character to the next level! Your reward after the game is the satisfaction that you get when you build great zoo not to mention the practical management skill that you gain along the game.

Roller coaster tycoon is also another favourite game of mine which features building a park with roller coasters, do some marketing attract some customer and ride your own roller coasters.. and also simcity + other not so famous tycoons..

Lately, i think those game developers should really come out with some new ideas starting from recruiting some new people with creative ideas like me..>.<

The problems with all does game creators todays are their lack of research.. IN THE REAL WORLD. They always overlook the real world. I think they had jump in and live in the virtual world of games. They will only research other games, copy a bit from this game , a bit from that game and write some predictable story and enhance a bit of the graphic then TA DA! the new game is out. AND those boring gamers will like to spend some of their precious life by queing early in the morning to get a first look into those predictable games.

If only they recruited me... the gaming world will be changed upside down.

I will start my very first copy of tycoon game... The Toll Tycoon!

money making, breath taking, suspending and famous are among the things that my game can offer. Players will be able to build toll of course, hire toll collector, PR with the government, sell smart tags, touch n go cards, maintain the highway, hire some foul mouth managers and lots more...

and also they can hire policemen to fight for them, skirmish with residents, daylight robbing resident by blocking toll free roads, close all money collecting lanes so that more ppl buy smart tag,open only one lane so that the whole toll area is jammed up and make ppl late to work! haha.. and lots lots more.. only if i got some cash to develop this game.. >.<

let you have some preview into my game...

blocking the road so that all resident use your toll.. increases your fame and popularity..

and btw.. one nice cartoon for you guys to make your day =)

*taken from cartoon kini.

Greatest Game Of All Time??

"A superb single-player story mode and online support for up to 16 players make this the best Grand Theft Auto game yet and also probably the best game of the year!" -quote from gamespot

This Piece of game got 10.0 points out of 10 point in gamespot. I think it is the first game to get the full points in review.

Thats what they say. I say this piece of game lacks a lots of features in game play. Those developers and game creators should at least go to the you tube website or any of our online news website and do some research.

Actually, thinking bout it, we should be proud of our country! Malaysia Boleh!

Whats in the game, we also got!
We got all this action in Malaysia.. starting from those mat rempit.. snatch thief...robbers... kinappers...

What they did is only upgrading some graphic thingy and some weapon thingy and give another crap story and all those gamers will be like... ohh ! Wow! Cool! They are so easily satisfied..

Craps aside.. lets focus on my main point.

What they lack in the game is that you can only control one player in the game.. where got mat rempits do all those stuns alone? they come in one gang dude..

There are lots of other things you cant do in the game

-cant control a big crowd to do some demonstration as what our county have.. the biggest set back for the game.. becos its so damn popular in real life and we dont have that shyt in a virtual world? How can those creators overlook that??

-you cant play with the water cannon like those police.. (well.. thanks to sunway developers you can actually do that in Sunway Lagoon though..)

-you cant fire tear gas..

you cant control a crowd of police to catch one harmless resident..

-well.. definitely you cant control MPs in the game to scold some ppl and make some jokes.. and a lot more things you cant do in Grand Theft Auto.

-like taking bribes (which is taking bribes yourself, not from the cut scenes)

-build tolls to annoy lots of civilians

-increase toll rates to make civilians life a misery

All you can do is just shooting , shooting and shooting, running away from the police.. you can only be a real bad guy. You cant be the smart ass "bad" guys who can do really nasty things with police to back them up. Its damn sien one lo you noe.. btw talking bout running away... this cool video is just too cool.. ( see video below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHZ5itc96A

so sad you had to click on this link to see it... dunno why i cant put that in my blog..

Think GTA worth the 10 points? O.o