Police in the news again!

COP ARRESTED OVER ALLEGED RAPE OF 17-YR OLD 240608 The Star

PETALING JAYA: A policemen was arrested after he allegedly raped a 17-year-old girl who was brought into the police station for interrogation.

Oops I one of them did it again! Made into the big news.. for the wrong reason =.="

Super hot la Malaysia! Everyday also got big news! breaking news! Scary news! Funny news! Breath-taking news! and bla bla..

F!@#%^& Friendster

This friendster is really annoying lately from the start..

Annoyed me when
-i upload pictures last time... where you wait for so damn long then they tell you you cannot upload the picture cos there is an error.

-so super hard to find friends.

-not user friendly

-dun have tutorial how to use their program.

-and now they even come in Malay and they make it difficult to change to English.. small and hard to find icon!

Are they stupid or something? They think Malaysia is made up of Malays?
They think everyone in Malaysia dunno English? Are they trying to insult the government or something.?? because our poor English standard is... ahem..!

Com'onla. What the hk is this? Even I dun put chinese language in my phone setting.

and the reasons why are damn obvious.

Simply translate!

what bantuan??
Help --> Tolong... tolong! >.<

what daftar keluar? you go out also need to register one izzit?
sign out --> tandatangan keluar! leave your hand mark before going out! make sure you press your thumb firmly on your monitor.

Classified --> Terhad???? %^$#%$#@

What seting?
Malay language also got put -ing behind?
set-ting --> setting
what the hk?
then go--> pergi going--> pergiing??
Ahem... remembering the malay class in Uni. The lecturer told us sometimes we use some words from English, some time from other languages so that the language can grow.. Whats all this non-sense? Malay is suppose to be lingua franca la my fren.. others is suppose to follow! not we follow them..

and and ... and

they dun translate all into Malay! some part English some part Malay!

Why like that?? They know we speak rojak here??

then they should also change "hubungi kami" to "contact wa lang"
My Profile --> Profile Gua or Gua punya Profile


Who's Viewed me? --> Siapa yang Melihat saya?
zzz.. change la to.. Apa tengok-tengok?

Profile views --> Pandangan profil
It became somebody's opinion! In this case, profil's opinion.
It is blady insulting my national language.!


Tambah alamatAnda? We in Malaysia not rich la..tak la kaya.. .. house address only got one la.. insult us again.? I am in the Hardcore poor group. Income only RM 500 monthly.

Hari Lahir Baru? Apa ni ??? how to change your birth date?? Tell me la how..
Tell me.. tell me!!

Why they want to change to Malay??? Why ? Why ?? Why why , tell me why..

Note: If you are annoyed after reading this post, pls dun be mad at me.. ha
His bad --> Friendster

*They should consult DBP.

WTF News!

This news I came across will definitely make you swt..!

SEX VCD EXPOSES WIFE'S LESBIAN AFFAIR 190608 The Star

A HUSBAND suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong. To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman.

OMG. Totally speechless after i see this news!

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Well after I regain consciousness I think the man shouldn't get too upset afterall. Instead he should think positively.

You:"What do you think he should do?"

Suggested answer below:



The man:" Can I join you gals?"





Disclaimer:
This blog do not side with any political party ,will never have blogs related to politics and will always remain neutral in politics. I am just exercising my rights as a caring Malaysian citizen to criticize the administration so that they know their mistakes and perform better.

I always tell the truth. You can try me, but dun cry or get angry with me later for telling the truth... cos the truth always hurts.

God bless America Malaysia

Rukun Negara:

MAKA KAMI, rakyat Malaysia, berikrar akan menumpukan seluruh tenaga dan usaha kami untuk mencapai cita-cita tersebut berdasarkan atas prinsip-prinsip yang berikut :

• KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
• KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
• KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
• KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
• KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN

They ask you to recite the rukun negara every Monday morning during assembly for a reason.

Case 1
BEATEN WHILE LOOKING FOR HELP 170608 The Star
JOHOR BARU: A restaurant worker who flagged a passing car for help to save his dying mother was instead robbed and beaten unconscious by the occupants of the vehicle.

FILIAL SON GETS THE SAD NEWS 180608 The Star
The restaurant worker who was robbed and beaten while trying to get help for his dying mother broke into tears when his elder brother told him that she had died.

It is so sad to see this news in the newspaper. The poor fella's mother is dying, he go get some help to the hospital,then he was beaten up and he himself is warded in the hospital and his mother died. Irony is the best word to use.

Some say it is fated. You cant beat your destiny.Some say that theres bad guy in this world so that there can be good guys in the world. Most of the bad guys say they got no choice. They cannot choose. But I always believe you can control your destiny, you are responsible for all your action and also when you take no action.

Even hell got no place for all these bastards.

Bastards :" Ah choo.. ah choo.." <- bastards caught a flu when i curse them. Hope they got bird flu.


Case 2
HOUSEWIFE: WE DEPEND ON GOD TO SAVE OUR FAMILY 160608 The Star
With three school-going children, housewife Joyce Tay is “depending on God” to make ends meet as her household income of RM3,000 is no longer sufficient.

RM3000 nowadays is like RM3 last time. Only last time if you got no money, you can work hard on the field and reap your own profit. Now, if you got no field, no farm, no house, no car then you really had to rely on GOD to show you the way..

"Goddess, light my path!"

All this goes back to the poor management of people's fund.This will be last post that I will talk about the government we have in Malaysia. Unless my new post states that the government is good, they remain as bad as those baddies in the street, only that they dun kill and got police to protect them.

GOVT FEARS SPIKE IN CRIME RATE FOLLOWING HIGH FUEL AND FOOD PRICES 180608 The Star
KUALA LUMPUR: The Government is concerned that high fuel and food prices as well as a downturn in the economy could cause a surge in the crime rate, including the trafficking in of people.

Before this they hike the price over night.
Now they are scared every night.


Case 3
SEER STABBED TO DEATH,HUBBY HANGED 150608 The Star
KLANG: A 33-year-old fortune-teller who for years has advised others on how to avoid misfortune failed to see her own end at the hands of her husband.

Sad ending for the fortune teller. Always you can see in those movies... You cannot leak the secret.. and they can always predict other peoples fortune but always cannot see theirs.

No offense, but do they really got the power to predict other peoples fortune?
One thing for sure, they can always change a person's destiny when they believe them. Or maybe it is their destiny that they will meet the fortune teller that can change their destiny which means that their destiny didn't change at all.. O.o"

Police vs Unruly behaviour

Outcome -> Unruly behavior wins.

THE STAR 14/06/08 Rally in KL to protest fuel price hike

KUALA LUMPUR: A large group of opposition party supporters from PAS and PKR gathered in front of the Kampung Baru mosque after Friday prayers to protest the recent fuel price hike.

The group, led by PAS Youth chief Salahuddin Ayub, walked from the mosque at about 2pm towards the junction of Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman and Jalan Dang Wangi in front of the Sogo shopping complex.

They then sat in the middle of the road in front of Sogo for a few minutes before moving on to the PAS headquarters on Jalan Raja Laut.

The protesters dispersed peacefully at about 3.15pm.

Salahuddin told reporters that the protest march was to give a clear message to the Government that the people are suffering from the spike in fuel prices and immediate action must be taken to reduce fuel prices.

He said more protests would be held if the Government refuses to heed the call.

"A bigger protest comprising about one million people will be held on July 5 as a measure of the people's displeasure with the Barisan Nasional government," he said.

A total of 889 police personnel stood watch but did not confront the crowd for fear of provoking unruly behaviour among the demonstrators.

About 2,000 police officers and FRU personnel had been deployed earlier near Kampung Baru and the Kuala Lumpur City Centre ahead of the anticipated fuel price hike rally organised by PAS.

Comments:
Malaysia is a multi-ethnic, multi-cultural and multilingual society --> Wikipedia

Recently in Malaysia , we have
Hindraf demo --> which the police spray water cannon and shoot tear gas and catch ppl and throw them behind bars under ISA.

Bandar Mahkota Cheras demo --> which the police spray water cannon and shoot tear gas and catch ppl and charged them with attempted murder.

Now we got this demo --> 889 police personnel stood watch but did not confront the crowd for fear of provoking unruly behaviour among the demonstrators.

are you thinking what I am thinking? =.="

Penniless Engineer (T.T)

The average salary for an engineer(fresh graduate) is about RM2000.

If we deduct:-
i) income tax, socso
ii) epf <--- you will get later. but for now it is not your money.
iii) study loan
iv) petrol
v) toll
vi) food

if after the above deductions you still have some money to spare...
vii) insurance
viii) road tax
ix) driving license
* If no money to spare then take from your mother la of course.

And there is no more to deduct. Cos no more money left. >.<

You can't:-
i) Give your parents some money
ii) give your siblings
iii) buy house
iv) buy car

All these things that we need to do we cant do nowadays.

And I havent talk about :-
i) monthly entertainment
ii) travel, holidays
iii) buy furniture
iv) renovations
v) buy pets
vi) buy this, buy that --> always need to close my eyes when I go shopping!

For engineer, we should use "I don't have many money left." instead of "I don't have much money left." simply because, our money is countable --> RM 1 or 2 left in our pocket. You can still argue that the money is uncountable for an engineer because they work 24/7. No time to count their money which make the money uncountable.HaHa. Then I would say that the money is uncountable because there is no more money for them to count --> RM0 . HaHaHa.

We are educated hard core poor. . . well, at least we are educated >.<

->and the PM's monthly entertainment is RM18.8k which rounds up to RM19 k per month.
->and he only deduct 10% of that monthly while our fuel price increased 40%
->and we do not know about other allowances they have.
->and they can still travel everywhere in ASEAN country. We cant even travel between the TAMAN TAMAN in Klang Valley because of the toll!
->and the government is saying our petrol is still the lowest in the region?
I think he assume Indonesia is in another region and China is too far away.
Or maybe our education level is so low that we will believe in whatever they say without thinking or filtering.

->and those comparisons... are like those aunties comparing their son's result. They only compare the subject with the lowest marks. For higher marks they kept quiet.

The government compare compare compare.
We complain complain complain. >.<

Toll lowest? Petrol lowest? Salary lowest?
No la. salary where got lowest. They forget to compare the salary cos their salaries are definitely not lowest in the region. They not engineer ma. how they know wor? And got one buruh kasar also start to complain in my blog =.=

Their maths teacher din teach them they cannot compare apples with oranges. Cant blame them. Our education level is really low.

FYI, you cannot add 2 apple with 3 oranges. 2A + 3O is not equal to 5. Algebra.

Open your EYES O.O

Today... i really opened my eyes after reading this news.. Hope I opened yours too..

TheStar

"The Prime Minister currently enjoys a monthly entertainment allowance of RM18,865 while his deputy gets RM15,015. Other ministers and deputy ministers are given RM12,320 and RM6,000 respectively."--- The Star

OMG.

PM ---> RM 19k for entertainment monthly
DPM--->RM15k monthly
M ---> RM 12.3k
DM ---> RM6k

All only for entertainment... no wonder everyday they are so happy la... and this also explain for their size... >.<

Wait ! There's more!

"For the paid holidays, Cabinet members will not be allowed to claim for more than a week’s holiday." --- The Star

They can claim for holiday somemore! walao! The government is so good!They treat their workers so well.. =) Who says the government is not caring?

And now they are trying to be sensitive? Are they trying to say that they are not sensitive all these while? Dunno whether it is a good thing or a bad thing... cos they are sensitive now.. =.=

“We are sensitive to the hardship faced by the people as a result of the recent increase in fuel prices.

Everybody will have to be thrifty in these difficult times, including the Government.” --- The Star

And the best part of it is... they save RM 2 billion =.=" which means they had waste a lot of RM2 billion in the past.

Once again, i would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to the prime minister for his sensitiveness. THANK YOU PAK LAH.

Value your precious time! >.<

Time

Time and Tide wait for no one!

i)Lots of people complain they got no time..

(=.=) :"got so many things to do but so little time!!"

How I wish the time would stop for me when I am sleeping or playing games or shopping or studying for tomorrow's exam.. yeah... yeah... dream on.

The clock is always ticking.. tick tock tick tock...
like the clock beside ------------------------------------------------------->

you cant stop that clock... even I got no power to stop the clock... its linked from the other website...!! you and me can only stop the clock in your house by taking out the batteries.. =.= but seriously, we are not god. We cant really stop time or reverse time or travel back in time....

Talking about travelling back in time, I think you can do that.. just book a flight that fly west.

Due to advancement in technology, msn, yahoo messenger and all sorts of chatting tools support time traveling messages. Some sort like the lake house... only that lake house use mail box.

Serious.

I always chat with my in the future bro. When i send my messages at around 800pm, my bro(in the future) will reply at 900pm (his time) and i will receive the reply at 801pm. The same goes to all my other frens in diff diff country >.<

Most ppl hate the fact that time flies... cos flies are very dirty pests >.<


ii)There are also lots of people with plenty of time to spare..

(=.=) :"Sienz.. >.< whole day dunno what to do.."

If you are these type of ppl, pls come and see me... I can help you to accelerate your time

Note: Pls bring along a club or stick and tell me how fast you want your time accelerated.

Few hours: slight hit to your head. let you faint for few hours. By the time you wake up you will be few hours ahead.
3 days 3 night: No problem. Can be done.
Bored with this life? Wanna go to your next life? No worries...

Or if you think that it is very troublesome to find me... I have a self service tips for you... look for a wall and bang it.

Prizes

The government like to give us prizes! =)

Pusat Penternakan Khinzir hadiah kerajaan baru kepada pengundi. <-- read that somewhere referring to Selangor government

Now! Fuel hike 78 sen! Bigger prize for those voters!
Of course la Federal government must give out bigger prize to those voters ma... haha where can lose to state government leh?

Its a Win-Win situation with the fuel hike and seat belt ruling

Government wins!

You got to buy 3 sweets for every litre you pump.. cos the government subsidise 30 cents.
If you dun wanna eat the 3 sweets, you can give to your frens and build a better relationship. ...you and your friend win!

Those who drive small cars got rebate! .....small cars driver and motorcyclist win!

Those who cannot afford the petrol can take public transport ...public transport operators win!

Those who cant afford public transport can walk! more healthy! ....hardcore poor wins!

Those hawkers can increase the price for every bowl they sell! ....hawkers win!

More job opportunity... cos they need to set up counter to give back rebate .....job seekers win!

Now with the seat belt ruling ...Police win!

Those family with 4 kids or more... they had to use more than one car each time they go out.......kids also win! Yay! got new car! Car manufacturer also win! Government win again in taxes!

More cars on the road means need to use more petrol! ...petrol station operator also can win!

Yeah... Its a win-win situation.. for all!

Thank You Pak Lah. Updated!

I would like to extend my sincere gratitude to our beloved Prime Minister Pak Lah for the overnight increase of the fuel price. Seriously.

Reasons:

i) Those Mat Rempit would have a harder time now.. haha.. now that the fuel price had increased, maybe they should stop rempit.

Note: What they do to finance their petrol money is a different issue.. here I only focus on the fuel price and the impact on the Mat Rempits. (Whether they rob, snatch, or commit any other crime to finance their activities is not discussed here.)

ii) Pak Lah Make us think more than ever! Really!
-Think how to save petrol
-Think how to save money
-Think how to criticize the government <--- I am not involved. I pro Government.

iii) He also make us change our lifestyle
-I think he knows that the same life style will bore anyone..You cant be doing the same thing again and again right? With the fuel hike, chicken ceiling price removed, definitely everything will go up and definitely everyone had to change their life style.
Haha.. no more drumstick for me every lunch.. well... think positively, at least i will have a healthier lifestyle. At least things got to change...

iv) He is preparing us for more challenging life ahead.
-life is tough. Everyone knows that. In order for Malaysians to adapt to a more challenging life ahead, he decided to train us now.

Training game:
Easy game <--- long long long time ago..
Normal <--- long long ago
Hard Difficulty <--- where we are now with the increase of fuel price
Insane mode <--- if he decrease the salary, increase tax and everything else

v) He also show us how efficient and effective the government is by increasing the fuel price overnight.
-No delays!
-Never wait until the next working day!



This is thinking, with style. Not sleeping! Not headache.
This is yawning! Not Sleeping!


This is headache! You all must be grateful la...


This is .... Pak Lah: "He he he.."

Think positively and live a happy life..
Dun just complain everyday.

Past, Future and the Engineer

A friend of mine just got his result.

Engineer: "Hows your result?"
Friend: "not so good.. suck semester"
Engineer: "Nevermind la.. you can try harder next time"
Engineer: "You cannot change your past but you can shape your future."

(=.=): "Why we cant change our past?"
Engineer: "cos we dun have the time machine"
(=.=): "Why dun you invent one?"
Engineer: "cos I am an engineer, not a scientist?"
(=.=): "Whats the difference?"

Lots of people cannot tell the difference between an engineer and a scientist.

A scientist is an expert in science, esp. one of the physical or natural sciences.

Whereas an engineer is a person trained and skilled in the design, construction, and use of engines or machines, or in any of various branches of engineering: a mechanical engineer; a civil engineer.

(=.=) :"can you cut the crap and just tell me the difference?"
Engineer: "In short, scientist creates and engineer design,construct and use."

Scientist-->create
Engineer--> design to make it better,more powerful.

Engineer : "Thats why so many people is taking up engineering course nowadays."
(=.=) : " Why?"
Engineer : "Cos engineer compiles all other ppl's idea (google search), change a lil bit(design) and then.. tada..its their idea!"