Thursday, July 3, 2008

Kuala Lumpur, welcome to you <-- >.<

Visit KL Website
with strange widely spoken English??? But make sure you are not an Israeli before clicking on the website. Dunno what they will do to you. They discriminates. Not me. I not involve one. Wo bu zi dao.

Also, if you are planning to visit KL, dun forget to visit the parking machine near my house.

Its just in front of other ppl's house. Just infront. The shops are damn far. (Shops are grey in colour)
I think during this difficult period, even the DBKL had to find more ways to generate more money.


Tada!! The money sucking machine! Behind is the highway... definitely cant see any shops from here..





Just in-front!of your house! There's a memorial service under the coconut tree...


I see no shops here...


Not here either ... Nope ..No shop.. no shop!



They accepted coins before I think . so should be no problem putting coins inside the machine.
Bank notes are not accepted! =.=???????


This machines are only for the poor. Rich ppl where got coins leh my fren? They use credit cards or bank notes one la brother..They wanna make the poor poorer.


My wallet :"The tiger and those keris look pretty scary!"

Before this, I tot you only need to pay for petrol when you are travelling, and pay more for petrol and toll when you go further.

Now, you need to pay for not moving your god damn car in front of you damn house. RM 0.50 per hour. From morning 7 until evening 6. 11hrs X RM0.50 =RM 5.50 per day.

The next thing to do is to put one paying machine in every playground so that those kids need to pay when they play. SEE-SAW RM0.20 per hour. SLIDE RM 0.30 per slide. Swing RM0.40 four swings. That will be great. Every other kids can have a chance to play cos this way it is not be dominated by one single kid.

So, when you are visiting KL, pls do visit our lovely Taman Connaught. There is god damn Mat Rempit Making whole lot of god damn noise around 3 in the morning racing racing like petol no need money. and now there is this lovely parking machine which is a gift from the DBKL. "Satu lagi Projek Barisan Nasional =) "

"Welcome - There is so much attractions in Kuala Lumpur, Enjoy and Experience on it! "
Quote from the visit KL website.


Yeah, sit on the parking machine and enjoy. =.= ??????

KL ppl really speak english wide wide..

I really hope that those Mat Rempits will cart it away at night.


2 comments:

LYK said...

Serious ah?

Penniless Engineer said...

uploaded my serious proof >.<
I am a responsible blogger... no doubt bout that >.<