Nice animations.. enjoy =)

Hero and Zero + The Villian.

Finally, the police decided to use their brain and of course be hailed as a HERO.

"More roars of support ensued later when Selangor CPO Deputy Comm Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, who visited the spot, told the residents that he had advised Grand Saga to stop any construction of barricades in the area." -TheStar

News:
Sin Chew
TheStar


Policeman:" Hey who touched my butt??" " Dun ku cit me"

Man in Red Shirt: " uhhhh... ahhhh... ahhhh."
Residents behind:" Push Harder! ohh yeah... harder!!"


Road clear! Mission complete!



The federal government still failed to act.
May be they are watching silence of the lambs.
ha... Tun M never watch this with them...
News:
The Star

(o.O) : "Cannot wait? He is thinking for a solution la"
(=.=) : "Correct Correct Correct"
Engineer:" sorry... sorry.."





Grand Saga
Their motto:

Speed--> yeah, try speeding and you will be caught!

convenience -->yeah, tell that to BMC residents

safety --> got gangster protect their highway! You can be assured that you will be very safe if and only if you are on their side.

and ohh... they got safe driving tips on the right hand side...

hmmm... ehhh.. got small note here...which reads.. for your own safety, pls dun drive into BMC using toll free road =.= <---- haha.. joking. I write one. Must clarify this b4 the police catch me for misleading info. and by the way those who are very very hot can call their hotline --> 03-90750505

BMC residents should use the correct channel for their anger and frustration ma...call 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505 03-90750505

Please.. call them only when you are hot.

Big news near my house... haha

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/83536

http://www.merdekareview.com/news.php?n=6838

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/28/nation/21381222&sec=nation

Malaysia Police did it again!

oh yeah...no need to watch movie in cinema... can watch in my blog. haha...
Big budget movie... by Malaysia Police. >.<

What a great start for a lovely morning!

Everyday i drive the same car using the same highway passing through the same toll .. but today something happened!!

While driving along Federal Highway today... i notice one red car tailing me... so I drive faster and cut the fella in front of me (A silver Honda Car).. then i keep driving, keep keep driving, I keep driving , keep on driving... The car behind me is very very far away ady when i look at my rear view mirror.

Then I just drive as usual to work.

Then hor... then... the kelisa in front of me stopped on the highway dunno for what...

Then of course I stop also la.

Then when I look at the rear mirror again.... Holy! the car behind me (which is still very far) just now... the silver car doesnt look like he is gonna stop!

So I pray... "Oh My God .. Stop leh!"

but still he is coming closer!

As my prayer was not answered, this time I tried to communicate with hell...

"What the hell, faster brake la.." And guess what? There is an answer this time..

All Hell Break loose!

*Bong Bong Bong!*

*ZZZZZZZZ sien lo* <-----I think

*continue with the Then*

Then of course i come out of the car to see what happen la...

Haha... The silver car knock me, the red car knock the silver car, and one more van (dun really remember van or small lorry or big car) knock the red car! What a nice start for the day!

Maybe my face too yong sui or something... when I look at the driver *young chinese guy*, he looked very pale... almost turning into a chicken. Then I look at the girl in the passenger seat, which I think is his gf, she look so damn scared like I am gonna eat her like that... so I look at the mirror.... hmm... nothing wrong with my face ahh..

Then I examine my car. Hmmmm.... the paint got crack sign lo.... but my bumper still ok la.... cos it is a god damn old volvo with tough bumper. ha..

Then I see the fella like so scare like that and also kesian the gf who had to go through this trauma, so I decided to let him go. I mean he is still there la I had to go first becos My car is in front of his car.

(=.=):" Nevermind la." <--- I tell the fella

The fella: " Ohh.. I din knock your car right?"

Then I think what the heck. You knocked my car I let you go then you say you din knock my car?

(=.=): " Of course you got knock my car la... haih.."

I wanted to say......You knocked my car and also your head as well? but I dun think he can handle this joke.. so i din say.

The fella: " ...." <----- at least say sorry or something?!??!

Then I just drove off.

The end.

Dun ask me what happen to all those cars behind. Cos by the time I drove off they are still negotiating. I am one good citizen who doesnt want to cos massive traffic jam during rush hour ^^.

This accident happened at 7.50am

Then I decided to write a blog with many then.

No Post This Week

Read what I see and hear!

When I am in my company toilet just now...

*shhhh...." <----- sound heard when your pee hit the toilet bowl.

Then the security guard come out...

He smile at me and of course I smile back <--- super friendly!

And he just went off...

OMG!!! He didnt wash his hand after he use the toilet... never flush.. and luckily i never shake hand with him!

Now I can figure out why the door handle is so wet on the inside and so dry outside!!! >.<

Do not cross the line.. Advice from my Genius Mind

My supervisor got FIRE today..! Woah.. but not because of me la of course...

c|O.O|o <(I finished my work before my working hour start!!!!!) (Oh yeah!! Talk about best employee of the month!!)> c|=.=|o <--- see that in my msn? I am the good one.. haha
Really finished my work early today before my working hour starts!!!

The long story cut short:

Not My supervisor: " hey can you give me the list for your program, you must list everything all down.. later i want to see.."

(=.=) :" ok."

I go and find the technician to help me on this... but then the technician is busy doing his things so I went back to my place and wait for the technician to be free.

When he see that I am so free at my workplace, he came again.

Not My Supervisor: "Hey, have you complete the list? Bla Bla Bla Bla.."

(=.=) : "Ohh just now the technician not free, I will go again now."

Then when I stand up...

Not My Supervisor: " Remember to give me the full list."

(=.=): "ok."

But then, the technician is still so busy... so I decided to call my supervisor for some help."

*Toot toot.. toot toot* <--- calling my supervisor

(=.=):" Hello, sir.. Mr.X want the list.... bla bla bla."

My Supervisor: "Get to you in a while."

And this time he come really fast.. O.o Normally when he say that, you can expect 15 to 30 mins for him to reach here..

*Dit Dit Dit* <----- the security door opened.

My supervisor :" So what is the story?"

(=.=):"oh.. Bla Bla Bla " <---- I explained...

Then he straight away run towards Not My Supervisor and hit him in the face!!!

Of course didnt hit la... I exaggerate only... ha

My Super Angry Supervisor :" Hey what do you want???" <---- super angry tone

Not my supervisor:" ohh I want.. bla bla...*glurp* " <------ voice lowered down compare to the time when he s talking to me... and I swear I really heard the *Glurp*

My Super Angry+Annoyed Supervisor:" What for you want la????????"

(=.=):" * I said in my heart.. yalo why you want leh?* "

Not My Supervisor:" Ohh.. I just want to see..."

My Super Angry+Annoyed Supervisor:" SEE??!!!" <----- His eyes open until super big liao O.O

and the story goes on... I just stand beside quietly..O_o

The moral of the story is.. do not cross your line... just like me... standing quietly on my own line. >.<

David is Cooking! >.<

DiGi ---> Always the smarter choice.. My Foot!

When I wanna make a call just now, i was so _______(what u call that when u are super super super angry?). No signal! In my house! and this is not the first time! and definitely not going to be the last cos I am not planning to switch... =.=" Just reloaded 50 leh..

What is the point of having a handphone when i cannot make a call inside the toilet.??

Arghhhh.... I can only complaint here cos when there is no line, you cant call to their customer service to complain!! Talk about customer service.. they are only there to make you more frus when you are damn heng. And I dun think they will reply to my complain here... cos they dun care!

I am so pissed that I had to draw a picture to show you how frustrated I am.

Note: I am not bald. Just that the fire from my temper burned my hair.
and to make things worse.. I got even more angry when I realised that I cannot show you the bottom part of my body after I finish drawing! Cos the fire is so heng that it burned all my clothes! and also forced me to sing... FIRE.. Ouch... FIRE.. Ouch.. lady at night..~~

Yellow Man where are you when I need you??

Thats one thing I dun like about advertisement. They cheat you on behalf of their client. Liar. Liar liar pants on fire! Wonder how they sleep at night.

Yellow Man.. mai hou wa kua tio lu. --> Dun let me see you

Joke

All Past Umno Leaders Quit Party Except One --> source from Malaysiakini

Four of Umno past leaders - Onn Jaffar, Tunku Abdul Rahman, Hussein Onn and Mahathir - eventually left the party. The only exception was Abdul Razak, who died in office.

There are 2 jokes here.
The first one is obvious.
The second one is...the party is so lao ya that it becomes a big joke with its joker leaders.

No Offense... Its just a joke.

One genius advice from my genius mind

-photo taken from sin chew daily 21/05/08.

This cameraman failed to take photo of Mukhriz during the press conference.
He should still be praised for his effort though.. After he failed to take the picture of Mukhriz, he took one photo on the situation of the scene instead and still manage to make it into the headline.

Cameraman: "Hmmph.. this photo is still fine.."

(=.=): "Winner of losers. Ha."

(O_o): "You la loser.. only noe how to talk.."

The moral of this story is.... we must be flexible in our life...dun always insist on something you cant achieve.. choose the alternative road if it saves your time, money or effort. Who knows sometimes the alternative way is much more better? You probably wont know until you choose... Thats why we should study smart, not study hard.. work smart, not work hard.. and talking about smart.. you are smarter already just by reading this blog today... just that you didnt realise or refuse to accept the truth..

Life is like a box of chocolate.. you will never know the taste of the chocolate inside if you dun eat it! Also, before you eat the chocolate you must also think out of the box.. cos you are holding a box.. have you washed your hand??

Ham Sap Pig!!

while waiting for my blog tomorrow you can play with this pig!!
He is very very ham sap !~!
touch him to see how ham sap he is!!

Dun use your hand!! use your mouse!
see him liu kou sui..

Click! Click!

*If you cannot stand him.. you can just punch him.. or slap him.. or throw your mouse at him.. go on... you can release all your anger at him.. dun worry.. he is just a script.. he wont feel the pain.

* Or you can just switch off your monitor if you dun wanna see him.

No Post Today..

Very very tired... need some rest... haha
btw this blog is going hawaii kawaii liao... super lovely blog!!!

TUN M Quits UMNO cos of Ah Lah

His blog. <--- Click Here Go read yourself..
"Oleh kerana Dato Seri Abdullah buta mata dan pekak telinga dan tidak faham mesej ahli BN, oleh kerana ahli UMNO pun turut bersama, oleh kerana proses demokrasi tidak berjalan, oleh kerana UMNO yang ada sekarang bukan lagi UMNO yang ditubuhkan 62 tahun dahulu, saya berpendapat penyertaan saya sebagai ahli UMNO tidak bermakna dan tidak berguna lagi." -Tun M

Note: This is not a cold joke. Lets try not to be funny at this moment..

Time is ticking for Pak Lah. Look at the clock beside -->
Pak Lah, Pls look at my clock ------------------------------>

Ah eh Lah Pak Lah...

You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah heh heh heh) <------Tun M laughing
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah eh eh eh) <------ Tun M Rap
Under my umbrella
(Pak Lah Pak Lah heh heh heh heh heh heh) <------Tun M laughing

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

Umbrella Lyric for Pak Lah.. cos the storm is coming..

Training Hakka Everyday

Yeah.. you see this right.. it says Training Hakka Everyday

HAHAHA...... WAKAKAKA

HAHAHAHA KAKAKAKAKA

HAKA HAKA HAKKA..

Chill... No Offense

Reason why you should learn hokkien and mandarin + cantonese

Cos if you dun learn
then you cant understand my blog today.. haha.. <---the joke is here not below

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Keep Quiet Blog

The other day one of my fren said that my blog is too long....( i.e too many words..) so i decided just to put some nice pictures on my blog today.. hope you enjoy it.. no more talking starting from now.. i mean for today's blog only..

*Pls be quiet throughout the whole blog*

(o_O) : "Oooo..."

(=.=) : " Tot you say you dun wanna talk?"

(o_O) : "Make noise is different from talking .."

(=.=) : "Look who is talking now.. haha.."

(o_O) : "You talking to yourself?"

(=.=) : "NOpe.. the blogger is trying to talk to you..you think i wanna talk ...? the blogger is trying to be extremely lame.."

Engineer : "Hey Hey.. dun try to blame me .. Talk so much i delete you..."

(=.=) : "Noooooooo.......dun.."

(O_O): " ... "

(O_o) : "hahaha..."

Engineer : " Shhh... its keep quiet blog my fren.. can you pls dun try to ruin it?"

(O_o) : "kk"

(O_o) :" oooo..."

(O_o) :" oooo..."

(O_o) : "Wow.. I am totally speechless... hahaha"

Engineer: "Grrrrrr"

(O_o) : "OoOoOo... Wakaka..."

(O_o) : " Noooooo... dun delete me tooo... Nooooo.."

.

.

(=.=) : "hey there.. =)"

(O_o) : " =.=" "

WARNING!

WARNING!

This blog is not for those faint hearted, ppl with problematic stomach, very serious and no bullshit type of ppl, and also laoya pc!

Lots of ppl complain about having serious stomach ache after laughing non-stop, nearly got heart attack after they got furious with my lame jokes, headache and one even say that her pc cannot take it... pc also hang! O_o No need to wait until you say "got or not..?". I also want to say liao.. So seriously, read this blog at your own risk...

Watever your comments are.. i will take it as a compliment.. wakaka

Some of the few symptoms after reading this blog..

Woman: " What the ..... OMG..."

Pls be extra careful.. while reading this blog =)

Little Guy: "Wahahahaha.. oOooo..Ahhhh" *CRASH*

PS: Some ppl never replied after they say they are going to read my blog.... I prayed for their safety..

and one more thing... some say that my blog got too many words... well .. what i can say is ..(and by saying that i just created more words for my blogs..)(oppss...) the reward will come to you if you got the patience to read through the blog =)

Those who are doing their training and very sien should come everyday ! >.<

Be Happy (^.^)

Colder than the cold joke

The cold joke is getting colder man! I really feel like I am in the artic after reading + looking at this comic.. The temperature here is already super cold and now the company's website is trying to publish a cold joke everyday..

I called the company website publishing team regarding this..

(=.=) : "Hello, is this the ISD?"

Operator: "yeah, good morning! how may i help you"

(=.=) : "I think the joke on the website is a little too cold.. mind to change to a funnier joke?"

Operator: "Ohh, the joke is for computers and servers in the company.. You noe la they work 24 hours a day 7 days a week... Must give them some cold joke la or else they will get all heated up you noe.. unlike we humans, working hours is 9 hours per day but we only work few hours.. you noe... "

(=.=) : "......"

Operator: " Haha... seriously..."

(=.=) : (I tried to be more serious...)

Operator: " Seriously... you noe... The joke is not for you.. The joke is on you... WAHAHAHA"

(=.=): "............"

Operator: "IIke ke ke ke ke... hahahaha"

"Tooooot.... Toooot... Toooot..." <----- this is where my mind stop imagining stuff and time to work...

JOKER.

Transmission Tower Electromagnetic Radiation and Health

Concerns regarding the power transmission tower and the mobile phone transmission towers radiation have been raised, especially following the enormous increase in the use of those towers throughout the world.

Some researchers claim that it will cause health hazards such as:
-Leukemia and cancer
-thermal effects
-non-thermal effects
-blood brain barrier effects
-electrical sensitivity
-genotoxic effects
-cancer, tumor and bla bla bla..

But the question is how come those technicians working in those field dun have any problems?

Eager to know the truth and let you know the truth, i decided to dig for some answer.

I had interviewed a few ppl and do some research on the website. (for all your knowledge i dun mind spend some time doing some research to educate you)

I am very glad to had Lim, who is a senior project manager last time and had many years of experience dealing with those electrical transmission towers.

He said: " I think those transmission tower will really produce health hazard when you are exposed to it "

(=.=) :" then how come you looked so healty after so many years of exposure to those radiation and electromagnetic wave?"

His reply is amazing and made me stun for a few seconds..

He said :" Everytime we are dealing with those transmission line of course we switch off the power first and make sure there is no current ma.."

(=.=) : " ooo... "

Then i got a chance to talk to some technician attached to telecommunication company and had been working there for around 9 to 10 years...

(=.=) : " What do you think of all these microwave transmission tower?"

He said:" Shouldnt have any problem.. cause I knew all those technician all facing the microwave transmission tower everyday and still look so healthy.."

Thinking about it, those ppl work at those transmission site with satellite and microwave tower for 10 to 12 years still look very healthy to me and no hair loss problem. Only my supervisor got a bit botak. But then you see... those ppl working in banks also botak what... those hawkers at the road side also botak... and talking about botak, those lecturers in my universities teaching communications and electric subjects one got a bit botak.... o.O

Back to the point, some state that all this things can be addressed by burying all those cables on the ground. For radio communications, they can switch to fiber and bury it in the ground. Wonder why these hazards can be eliminated by burying it under the ground? Its because.... there will be no problem when you dont see the problem. Haha..

but seriously, you can really reduce those hazard by doing that.... they claim... but the cost is just too high for them to bear.. cos they couldnt find brother bear T.T (brother bear went to disney land ady)

btw some company had disguised those transmission towers into trees...

Malaysia also got... they just show me... too bad i cant take picture and upload it here cos i am in the car and i dun have a camera with me.

and... ohhh you are radiated... cos Maxis, digi, and celcom coverage is very wide.. and digi yellow man is just beside you .. only that you din notice..and whats more... digi came up with a more sinister plan by training their yellow man to be more stronger! (Pic below: they training in the gym)
=.= and from this picture.. we can see that some girls also got influenced and radiated ...


PS: After reading this blog, pls dun try to hide yourself in the toilet.. these electromagnetic waves are like ghosts.. they can go through walls.. and wash your buttock

Cold Joke

"I never realised how self-centered I am until ten online dating services matched me with myself!"

=.="

Engineer quotes

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

No wonder i got so many problems...T.T

Tycoon Games

I have been playing zoo tycoon lately and i think its kinda fun although my bro say its so dann boring and sien.. but seriously i think all this game can really test your patience and make your character to the next level! Your reward after the game is the satisfaction that you get when you build great zoo not to mention the practical management skill that you gain along the game.

Roller coaster tycoon is also another favourite game of mine which features building a park with roller coasters, do some marketing attract some customer and ride your own roller coasters.. and also simcity + other not so famous tycoons..

Lately, i think those game developers should really come out with some new ideas starting from recruiting some new people with creative ideas like me..>.<

The problems with all does game creators todays are their lack of research.. IN THE REAL WORLD. They always overlook the real world. I think they had jump in and live in the virtual world of games. They will only research other games, copy a bit from this game , a bit from that game and write some predictable story and enhance a bit of the graphic then TA DA! the new game is out. AND those boring gamers will like to spend some of their precious life by queing early in the morning to get a first look into those predictable games.

If only they recruited me... the gaming world will be changed upside down.

I will start my very first copy of tycoon game... The Toll Tycoon!

money making, breath taking, suspending and famous are among the things that my game can offer. Players will be able to build toll of course, hire toll collector, PR with the government, sell smart tags, touch n go cards, maintain the highway, hire some foul mouth managers and lots more...

and also they can hire policemen to fight for them, skirmish with residents, daylight robbing resident by blocking toll free roads, close all money collecting lanes so that more ppl buy smart tag,open only one lane so that the whole toll area is jammed up and make ppl late to work! haha.. and lots lots more.. only if i got some cash to develop this game.. >.<

let you have some preview into my game...

blocking the road so that all resident use your toll.. increases your fame and popularity..

and btw.. one nice cartoon for you guys to make your day =)

*taken from cartoon kini.

Greatest Game Of All Time??

"A superb single-player story mode and online support for up to 16 players make this the best Grand Theft Auto game yet and also probably the best game of the year!" -quote from gamespot

This Piece of game got 10.0 points out of 10 point in gamespot. I think it is the first game to get the full points in review.

Thats what they say. I say this piece of game lacks a lots of features in game play. Those developers and game creators should at least go to the you tube website or any of our online news website and do some research.

Actually, thinking bout it, we should be proud of our country! Malaysia Boleh!

Whats in the game, we also got!
We got all this action in Malaysia.. starting from those mat rempit.. snatch thief...robbers... kinappers...

What they did is only upgrading some graphic thingy and some weapon thingy and give another crap story and all those gamers will be like... ohh ! Wow! Cool! They are so easily satisfied..

Craps aside.. lets focus on my main point.

What they lack in the game is that you can only control one player in the game.. where got mat rempits do all those stuns alone? they come in one gang dude..

There are lots of other things you cant do in the game

-cant control a big crowd to do some demonstration as what our county have.. the biggest set back for the game.. becos its so damn popular in real life and we dont have that shyt in a virtual world? How can those creators overlook that??

-you cant play with the water cannon like those police.. (well.. thanks to sunway developers you can actually do that in Sunway Lagoon though..)

-you cant fire tear gas..

you cant control a crowd of police to catch one harmless resident..

-well.. definitely you cant control MPs in the game to scold some ppl and make some jokes.. and a lot more things you cant do in Grand Theft Auto.

-like taking bribes (which is taking bribes yourself, not from the cut scenes)

-build tolls to annoy lots of civilians

-increase toll rates to make civilians life a misery

All you can do is just shooting , shooting and shooting, running away from the police.. you can only be a real bad guy. You cant be the smart ass "bad" guys who can do really nasty things with police to back them up. Its damn sien one lo you noe.. btw talking bout running away... this cool video is just too cool.. ( see video below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHZ5itc96A

so sad you had to click on this link to see it... dunno why i cant put that in my blog..

Think GTA worth the 10 points? O.o

Paiseh

wanna write something bout engineer one but i think thats more interesting.. for now..

Peaceful Malaysia ( ",)

Note: This is not a war(only looks like one but seriously not). We Malaysians are peaceful. Make love not war.

Spraying chemicals...

Firing tear gas... which looks like firing grenade launcher (attempt to shoot down black hawk)


Police water cannon truck.. cleaning the traffic light

Harmless resident...

Date: 08 May 08
Venue: Mahkota Cheras Near the toll
Event: Mahkota Cheras Resident Night life
Starring: 1000 Civilians, 50 Policemen , 63 FRU and few MPs

Equipments:
Police & FRU : Fully armed. Shields, Baton, tear gas,water cannon, truck, helmet,fighting gear.
Civilians: Small spade, spectacles, mouth
MPs: Mouth

MP.

Sad to say... Our police forces is no where near those 300 sexy Spartans...

Armed with only cape, shield and spear

300 Spartans VS 120000 Persians --> 1 to 400

Malaysia Force: 100++ VS 1000 harmless civilians --> 1 to less than 10