Batman VS Joker

Joker wins.

Although I am a big fan of batman, cos I am a bigger joker than the movie joker..
ahem..

Although I am a big fan of batman, I must admit that batman lose this round to the joker.

2 days after watching the show, I can hardly remember any cool scene involving batman.
When I open MSN messenger, I can see everyone calling everyone not to be so serious!
All they put is the tagline from joker, "Why so serious?" !!!

Why dun put batman one??? Why why??

And when you try to see those movie review, all they talk about is the joker...

Why they dun talk about batman??? Why why??

seriously, I cant remember all those things that batman say in the film.. All I can remember is he keep on asking Joker. " WHERE IS SHE??" and " WHERE IS HE??" and "WHERE ARE THEY??"

Not only asking joker, he also got ask the policeman "WHERE IS HE FROM", "WHERE IS THE JOKER??"

Tired of asking, batman invented the sonar thingy where he can track everyone using their handphone.. and I tot.. yeah..no more asking Where... few minutes later he asked again...zzz
This time asking Lucuis Fox..aka.Morgan Freeman, where is the joker... zzz

Instead of The Dark Knight, I seriously thinks that they should change it to Finding Nemo Everyone.

Wow.. super long talking blog..

Alfred:" Endure!"

Seriously, here is my answer to all your question WHY YOU CANT REMEMBER BATMAN SCENEs WELL.

This is because, batman is dark and the night is dark too.. how do you expect to see the dark knight in the dark night? and when you dun see the dark knight clearly in the dark night, how do you expect to remember the scenes well?

also, the director cant let Christian Bale dominate the whole movie la.! He got too many scenes in the movie liao lo.. He had to share the scenes with Batman and Bruce Wayne la, whereas joker only acts as joker, and the nurse too.. =.=" and the other reason the director dun wanna let bale had so many parts in the movie..is because later all the girls wont be watching the movie liao la!~ They will start to fantasize!

and do you know why you can remember the joker so well?? Well its because the makeup is so god damn ugly . din you heard b4 good thingS (batman) wont last forever??? which mean, the ugly scenes will be printed in your mind! and and and and and, the actor died.... which make you like.. sympathise a bit so when you go watch the movie you cant take your eyes of the joker.

but seriously I think Christian Bale acts better...

Why?
First of all, his acting skills are very good!
Second, he is good!
heh...

Hey brother, he is good la... did you notice how he changed his voice?? did everyone in the movie know that bruce wayne is batman? Nope, that means bruce wayne is pro which mean christian bale is a pro~! Ha! and he successfully made batman invinsible and invincible at night.. and he single handedly bring down Joker and Two face. haha.. winner!

haha... starting is joker win, now batman wins!

Batman -> winner!

and the moment Dent toss his coin, I knew he was 2 face.

and did I mention Edison Chen? Opss. I forgot the 8 second scene. and the actress is unbelieveble.

Joker: " Why so serious?!"

So many serious in this blog!

Best Movie Ever

Of course.. thats batman. It is the best superhero ever made in movie and definitely it is (not it will be) the best movie ever made.

You may ask
=.= : "How you noe la bra der, you watch liao meh?"

Engineer:" I know la"

Of course... I know la.. I can feel it ...

The batman hit the joker then joker hit back then hit here hit there then the movie will hit the box office and then the ticket will hit my wallet.

seriously, I am just wondering.. What made a box office movie a box office movie?

*I am not trying to put spoiler here*

Everyone knows everything about batman right? (I suppose?)

There is the batman, then joker appear, then police catch him put him in tanjung rambutan (asylum), then joker breaks out, do some damage, ppl scare, then batman come out just in the right time, let joker hit few times then hit back joker until he lose.

Thats the story up there.. hmmp.. who dunno bout the story? If everyone knows bout the story( even those of you dunno one b4 you come to my blog now you know liao) then why so many ppl still wanna watch leh?

I watch a lot of batman movie, comic , and animation... well i can say that its pretty much the same... but I dunno why i cant stop reading them, or watching, or downloading. whenever i saw the word batman, I am super attracted to it, except lego batman, which make batman's muscle looks like flat plastic. I think just watching batman hit ppl, just watch him hit just once is too high... which you will go ohhh ohhh... and the bad guys go urghhh urghhh..

There's a diff watching superman and batman though...

when i watch superman, I always wanted to know how the bad guys hit super man.. but when I watch batman, I always wanted to know how he screw the bad guys without killing them.

Hmm.. did I say without killing them? Yes, I did. Batman never kill ppl. Not like Police in our country. Heh..

Pls. dun buy pirated DVD or download from the internet. Go to the cinema and watch this one la.. just this. for the rest like broke back mountain you can download and watch it with your brothers. Ha.

Update 19/07/2008 <- update for the future. The future me --> Engineer:"OMG the movie was so f^%&ing great!!! Must watch!!"

Heh... I know what i will say after watching even before i watch"

P/S : only one flaw in the movie. The actress is.. OMG that type for that type of movie. ZZZ.
The director is just too smart.. everyone can focus on the batman.


Its a bird, Its a plane! No! Its batman showing his back side.

Vandalism!!

=.=:" Are you nuts?"
Joker:" No, I am the joker."

this looks like gay dancing... nice ass!

and for those from start till now say my blog is wtf... Joker got a sentence for you...

" Why so seerious???" E heh heh heh

I still remember after watching batman joker last time ( the movie last time) after joker fell and die and the laughing bag still keep on laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing in my mind for almost one week.

Kuala Lumpur, welcome to you <-- >.<

Visit KL Website
with strange widely spoken English??? But make sure you are not an Israeli before clicking on the website. Dunno what they will do to you. They discriminates. Not me. I not involve one. Wo bu zi dao.

Also, if you are planning to visit KL, dun forget to visit the parking machine near my house.

Its just in front of other ppl's house. Just infront. The shops are damn far. (Shops are grey in colour)
I think during this difficult period, even the DBKL had to find more ways to generate more money.

Tada!! The money sucking machine! Behind is the highway... definitely cant see any shops from here..

Just in-front!of your house! There's a memorial service under the coconut tree...

I see no shops here...


Not here either ... Nope ..No shop.. no shop!



They accepted coins before I think . so should be no problem putting coins inside the machine.
Bank notes are not accepted! =.=???????


This machines are only for the poor. Rich ppl where got coins leh my fren? They use credit cards or bank notes one la brother..They wanna make the poor poorer.


My wallet :"The tiger and those keris look pretty scary!"

Before this, I tot you only need to pay for petrol when you are travelling, and pay more for petrol and toll when you go further.

Now, you need to pay for not moving your god damn car in front of you damn house. RM 0.50 per hour. From morning 7 until evening 6. 11hrs X RM0.50 =RM 5.50 per day.

The next thing to do is to put one paying machine in every playground so that those kids need to pay when they play. SEE-SAW RM0.20 per hour. SLIDE RM 0.30 per slide. Swing RM0.40 four swings. That will be great. Every other kids can have a chance to play cos this way it is not be dominated by one single kid.

So, when you are visiting KL, pls do visit our lovely Taman Connaught. There is god damn Mat Rempit Making whole lot of god damn noise around 3 in the morning racing racing like petol no need money. and now there is this lovely parking machine which is a gift from the DBKL. "Satu lagi Projek Barisan Nasional =) "

"Welcome - There is so much attractions in Kuala Lumpur, Enjoy and Experience on it! "
Quote from the visit KL website.

Yeah, sit on the parking machine and enjoy. =.= ??????

KL ppl really speak english wide wide..

I really hope that those Mat Rempits will cart it away at night.