A friend of mine just got his result.
Engineer: "Hows your result?"
Friend: "not so good.. suck semester"
Engineer: "Nevermind la.. you can try harder next time"
Engineer: "You cannot change your past but you can shape your future."
(=.=): "Why we cant change our past?"
Engineer: "cos we dun have the time machine"
(=.=): "Why dun you invent one?"
Engineer: "cos I am an engineer, not a scientist?"
(=.=): "Whats the difference?"
Lots of people cannot tell the difference between an engineer and a scientist.
A scientist is an expert in science, esp. one of the physical or natural sciences.
Whereas an engineer is a person trained and skilled in the design, construction, and use of engines or machines, or in any of various branches of engineering: a mechanical engineer; a civil engineer.
(=.=) :"can you cut the crap and just tell me the difference?"
Engineer: "In short, scientist creates and engineer design,construct and use."
Scientist-->create
Engineer--> design to make it better,more powerful.
Engineer : "Thats why so many people is taking up engineering course nowadays."
(=.=) : " Why?"
Engineer : "Cos engineer compiles all other ppl's idea (google search), change a lil bit(design) and then.. tada..its their idea!"
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