Batman VS Joker

Joker wins.

Although I am a big fan of batman, cos I am a bigger joker than the movie joker..
ahem..

Although I am a big fan of batman, I must admit that batman lose this round to the joker.

2 days after watching the show, I can hardly remember any cool scene involving batman.
When I open MSN messenger, I can see everyone calling everyone not to be so serious!
All they put is the tagline from joker, "Why so serious?" !!!

Why dun put batman one??? Why why??

And when you try to see those movie review, all they talk about is the joker...

Why they dun talk about batman??? Why why??

seriously, I cant remember all those things that batman say in the film.. All I can remember is he keep on asking Joker. " WHERE IS SHE??" and " WHERE IS HE??" and "WHERE ARE THEY??"

Not only asking joker, he also got ask the policeman "WHERE IS HE FROM", "WHERE IS THE JOKER??"

Tired of asking, batman invented the sonar thingy where he can track everyone using their handphone.. and I tot.. yeah..no more asking Where... few minutes later he asked again...zzz
This time asking Lucuis Fox..aka.Morgan Freeman, where is the joker... zzz

Instead of The Dark Knight, I seriously thinks that they should change it to Finding Nemo Everyone.

Wow.. super long talking blog..

Alfred:" Endure!"

Seriously, here is my answer to all your question WHY YOU CANT REMEMBER BATMAN SCENEs WELL.

This is because, batman is dark and the night is dark too.. how do you expect to see the dark knight in the dark night? and when you dun see the dark knight clearly in the dark night, how do you expect to remember the scenes well?

also, the director cant let Christian Bale dominate the whole movie la.! He got too many scenes in the movie liao lo.. He had to share the scenes with Batman and Bruce Wayne la, whereas joker only acts as joker, and the nurse too.. =.=" and the other reason the director dun wanna let bale had so many parts in the movie..is because later all the girls wont be watching the movie liao la!~ They will start to fantasize!

and do you know why you can remember the joker so well?? Well its because the makeup is so god damn ugly . din you heard b4 good thingS (batman) wont last forever??? which mean, the ugly scenes will be printed in your mind! and and and and and, the actor died.... which make you like.. sympathise a bit so when you go watch the movie you cant take your eyes of the joker.

but seriously I think Christian Bale acts better...

Why?
First of all, his acting skills are very good!
Second, he is good!
heh...

Hey brother, he is good la... did you notice how he changed his voice?? did everyone in the movie know that bruce wayne is batman? Nope, that means bruce wayne is pro which mean christian bale is a pro~! Ha! and he successfully made batman invinsible and invincible at night.. and he single handedly bring down Joker and Two face. haha.. winner!

haha... starting is joker win, now batman wins!

Batman -> winner!

and the moment Dent toss his coin, I knew he was 2 face.

and did I mention Edison Chen? Opss. I forgot the 8 second scene. and the actress is unbelieveble.

Joker: " Why so serious?!"

So many serious in this blog!

Best Movie Ever

Of course.. thats batman. It is the best superhero ever made in movie and definitely it is (not it will be) the best movie ever made.

You may ask
=.= : "How you noe la bra der, you watch liao meh?"

Engineer:" I know la"

Of course... I know la.. I can feel it ...

The batman hit the joker then joker hit back then hit here hit there then the movie will hit the box office and then the ticket will hit my wallet.

seriously, I am just wondering.. What made a box office movie a box office movie?

*I am not trying to put spoiler here*

Everyone knows everything about batman right? (I suppose?)

There is the batman, then joker appear, then police catch him put him in tanjung rambutan (asylum), then joker breaks out, do some damage, ppl scare, then batman come out just in the right time, let joker hit few times then hit back joker until he lose.

Thats the story up there.. hmmp.. who dunno bout the story? If everyone knows bout the story( even those of you dunno one b4 you come to my blog now you know liao) then why so many ppl still wanna watch leh?

I watch a lot of batman movie, comic , and animation... well i can say that its pretty much the same... but I dunno why i cant stop reading them, or watching, or downloading. whenever i saw the word batman, I am super attracted to it, except lego batman, which make batman's muscle looks like flat plastic. I think just watching batman hit ppl, just watch him hit just once is too high... which you will go ohhh ohhh... and the bad guys go urghhh urghhh..

There's a diff watching superman and batman though...

when i watch superman, I always wanted to know how the bad guys hit super man.. but when I watch batman, I always wanted to know how he screw the bad guys without killing them.

Hmm.. did I say without killing them? Yes, I did. Batman never kill ppl. Not like Police in our country. Heh..

Pls. dun buy pirated DVD or download from the internet. Go to the cinema and watch this one la.. just this. for the rest like broke back mountain you can download and watch it with your brothers. Ha.

Update 19/07/2008 <- update for the future. The future me --> Engineer:"OMG the movie was so f^%&ing great!!! Must watch!!"

Heh... I know what i will say after watching even before i watch"

P/S : only one flaw in the movie. The actress is.. OMG that type for that type of movie. ZZZ.
The director is just too smart.. everyone can focus on the batman.


Its a bird, Its a plane! No! Its batman showing his back side.

Vandalism!!

=.=:" Are you nuts?"
Joker:" No, I am the joker."

this looks like gay dancing... nice ass!

and for those from start till now say my blog is wtf... Joker got a sentence for you...

" Why so seerious???" E heh heh heh

I still remember after watching batman joker last time ( the movie last time) after joker fell and die and the laughing bag still keep on laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing in my mind for almost one week.

Kuala Lumpur, welcome to you <-- >.<

Visit KL Website
with strange widely spoken English??? But make sure you are not an Israeli before clicking on the website. Dunno what they will do to you. They discriminates. Not me. I not involve one. Wo bu zi dao.

Also, if you are planning to visit KL, dun forget to visit the parking machine near my house.

Its just in front of other ppl's house. Just infront. The shops are damn far. (Shops are grey in colour)
I think during this difficult period, even the DBKL had to find more ways to generate more money.

Tada!! The money sucking machine! Behind is the highway... definitely cant see any shops from here..

Just in-front!of your house! There's a memorial service under the coconut tree...

I see no shops here...


Not here either ... Nope ..No shop.. no shop!



They accepted coins before I think . so should be no problem putting coins inside the machine.
Bank notes are not accepted! =.=???????


This machines are only for the poor. Rich ppl where got coins leh my fren? They use credit cards or bank notes one la brother..They wanna make the poor poorer.


My wallet :"The tiger and those keris look pretty scary!"

Before this, I tot you only need to pay for petrol when you are travelling, and pay more for petrol and toll when you go further.

Now, you need to pay for not moving your god damn car in front of you damn house. RM 0.50 per hour. From morning 7 until evening 6. 11hrs X RM0.50 =RM 5.50 per day.

The next thing to do is to put one paying machine in every playground so that those kids need to pay when they play. SEE-SAW RM0.20 per hour. SLIDE RM 0.30 per slide. Swing RM0.40 four swings. That will be great. Every other kids can have a chance to play cos this way it is not be dominated by one single kid.

So, when you are visiting KL, pls do visit our lovely Taman Connaught. There is god damn Mat Rempit Making whole lot of god damn noise around 3 in the morning racing racing like petol no need money. and now there is this lovely parking machine which is a gift from the DBKL. "Satu lagi Projek Barisan Nasional =) "

"Welcome - There is so much attractions in Kuala Lumpur, Enjoy and Experience on it! "
Quote from the visit KL website.

Yeah, sit on the parking machine and enjoy. =.= ??????

KL ppl really speak english wide wide..

I really hope that those Mat Rempits will cart it away at night.

Police in the news again!

COP ARRESTED OVER ALLEGED RAPE OF 17-YR OLD 240608 The Star

PETALING JAYA: A policemen was arrested after he allegedly raped a 17-year-old girl who was brought into the police station for interrogation.

Oops I one of them did it again! Made into the big news.. for the wrong reason =.="

Super hot la Malaysia! Everyday also got big news! breaking news! Scary news! Funny news! Breath-taking news! and bla bla..

F!@#%^& Friendster

This friendster is really annoying lately from the start..

Annoyed me when
-i upload pictures last time... where you wait for so damn long then they tell you you cannot upload the picture cos there is an error.

-so super hard to find friends.

-not user friendly

-dun have tutorial how to use their program.

-and now they even come in Malay and they make it difficult to change to English.. small and hard to find icon!

Are they stupid or something? They think Malaysia is made up of Malays?
They think everyone in Malaysia dunno English? Are they trying to insult the government or something.?? because our poor English standard is... ahem..!

Com'onla. What the hk is this? Even I dun put chinese language in my phone setting.

and the reasons why are damn obvious.

Simply translate!

what bantuan??
Help --> Tolong... tolong! >.<

what daftar keluar? you go out also need to register one izzit?
sign out --> tandatangan keluar! leave your hand mark before going out! make sure you press your thumb firmly on your monitor.

Classified --> Terhad???? %^$#%$#@

What seting?
Malay language also got put -ing behind?
set-ting --> setting
what the hk?
then go--> pergi going--> pergiing??
Ahem... remembering the malay class in Uni. The lecturer told us sometimes we use some words from English, some time from other languages so that the language can grow.. Whats all this non-sense? Malay is suppose to be lingua franca la my fren.. others is suppose to follow! not we follow them..

and and ... and

they dun translate all into Malay! some part English some part Malay!

Why like that?? They know we speak rojak here??

then they should also change "hubungi kami" to "contact wa lang"
My Profile --> Profile Gua or Gua punya Profile


Who's Viewed me? --> Siapa yang Melihat saya?
zzz.. change la to.. Apa tengok-tengok?

Profile views --> Pandangan profil
It became somebody's opinion! In this case, profil's opinion.
It is blady insulting my national language.!


Tambah alamatAnda? We in Malaysia not rich la..tak la kaya.. .. house address only got one la.. insult us again.? I am in the Hardcore poor group. Income only RM 500 monthly.

Hari Lahir Baru? Apa ni ??? how to change your birth date?? Tell me la how..
Tell me.. tell me!!

Why they want to change to Malay??? Why ? Why ?? Why why , tell me why..

Note: If you are annoyed after reading this post, pls dun be mad at me.. ha
His bad --> Friendster

*They should consult DBP.

WTF News!

This news I came across will definitely make you swt..!

SEX VCD EXPOSES WIFE'S LESBIAN AFFAIR 190608 The Star

A HUSBAND suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong. To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman.

OMG. Totally speechless after i see this news!

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Well after I regain consciousness I think the man shouldn't get too upset afterall. Instead he should think positively.

You:"What do you think he should do?"

Suggested answer below:



The man:" Can I join you gals?"





Disclaimer:
This blog do not side with any political party ,will never have blogs related to politics and will always remain neutral in politics. I am just exercising my rights as a caring Malaysian citizen to criticize the administration so that they know their mistakes and perform better.

I always tell the truth. You can try me, but dun cry or get angry with me later for telling the truth... cos the truth always hurts.

God bless America Malaysia

Rukun Negara:

MAKA KAMI, rakyat Malaysia, berikrar akan menumpukan seluruh tenaga dan usaha kami untuk mencapai cita-cita tersebut berdasarkan atas prinsip-prinsip yang berikut :

• KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
• KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
• KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
• KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
• KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN

They ask you to recite the rukun negara every Monday morning during assembly for a reason.

Case 1
BEATEN WHILE LOOKING FOR HELP 170608 The Star
JOHOR BARU: A restaurant worker who flagged a passing car for help to save his dying mother was instead robbed and beaten unconscious by the occupants of the vehicle.

FILIAL SON GETS THE SAD NEWS 180608 The Star
The restaurant worker who was robbed and beaten while trying to get help for his dying mother broke into tears when his elder brother told him that she had died.

It is so sad to see this news in the newspaper. The poor fella's mother is dying, he go get some help to the hospital,then he was beaten up and he himself is warded in the hospital and his mother died. Irony is the best word to use.

Some say it is fated. You cant beat your destiny.Some say that theres bad guy in this world so that there can be good guys in the world. Most of the bad guys say they got no choice. They cannot choose. But I always believe you can control your destiny, you are responsible for all your action and also when you take no action.

Even hell got no place for all these bastards.

Bastards :" Ah choo.. ah choo.." <- bastards caught a flu when i curse them. Hope they got bird flu.


Case 2
HOUSEWIFE: WE DEPEND ON GOD TO SAVE OUR FAMILY 160608 The Star
With three school-going children, housewife Joyce Tay is “depending on God” to make ends meet as her household income of RM3,000 is no longer sufficient.

RM3000 nowadays is like RM3 last time. Only last time if you got no money, you can work hard on the field and reap your own profit. Now, if you got no field, no farm, no house, no car then you really had to rely on GOD to show you the way..

"Goddess, light my path!"

All this goes back to the poor management of people's fund.This will be last post that I will talk about the government we have in Malaysia. Unless my new post states that the government is good, they remain as bad as those baddies in the street, only that they dun kill and got police to protect them.

GOVT FEARS SPIKE IN CRIME RATE FOLLOWING HIGH FUEL AND FOOD PRICES 180608 The Star
KUALA LUMPUR: The Government is concerned that high fuel and food prices as well as a downturn in the economy could cause a surge in the crime rate, including the trafficking in of people.

Before this they hike the price over night.
Now they are scared every night.


Case 3
SEER STABBED TO DEATH,HUBBY HANGED 150608 The Star
KLANG: A 33-year-old fortune-teller who for years has advised others on how to avoid misfortune failed to see her own end at the hands of her husband.

Sad ending for the fortune teller. Always you can see in those movies... You cannot leak the secret.. and they can always predict other peoples fortune but always cannot see theirs.

No offense, but do they really got the power to predict other peoples fortune?
One thing for sure, they can always change a person's destiny when they believe them. Or maybe it is their destiny that they will meet the fortune teller that can change their destiny which means that their destiny didn't change at all.. O.o"